The Human Thought Process

Jul 19, 2006 23:10

I thought this was too funny not to post. The words of my bud Nick on a recent bulletin he posted (and I quote):

"I've had a lot of free time to think about different things. one thought that went through my mind the other day was that the human big toe has got to be the ugliest body part. the next day i went to my local community college and observed the different size and shapes of girls big toes. maaaan, some girls got some jacked up big toes. haha. i was sitting quietly next to a girl who was wearing flip flops. it was quiet while we were waiting for class. i remembered the thought i had the day before and took a look at her big toe. after that i started to crack up. all the students surrounding me thought i was crazy haah. they were like " why is this dude laughing"? i was laughing because this girl sitting next to me on the bench had a funny big toe. it was funny because it was all fat and stubby. and to top it off it had a hairy mole on it. damn that shit was funny. moles and big toes don't mix. they are just fun to laugh at."

Now I'm going to start staring at big toes also. Thanks Nick. I thought it was bad enough when Miguel would tell girls that he could see their feet whenever they wore sandals. I would want to tell random people that I could see their feet. Now I'll think to myself that I can see feet and more specifically, big toes. Maybe I'll get lucky and catch some mole action too.
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