tv and god

Jan 08, 2008 23:32

So I've been watching a rather entertaining thing on Youtube called "The Atheist Experience," a public access show out of Austin all about atheism and stuff. Mostly it's these two guys talking about LOL FUNDIES, which I of course eat up, but I've found that the only thing more obnoxious than the enraged idiot religiosos who call in to yell at them with dumbass EVOLUTION IS A LIE arguments are the atheists who call in. Jesus Christ, everyone who calls in is such a fucking moron. Seriously, this one guy calls in saying, "Hey, you know how people say God is all powerful and all loving, right? Well, then WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN, HUH???" Wow, genius, that's fucking brilliant, I've never thought about THAT puzzler before. You've got to be the first person in history to ever wonder about that; I mean, it's not like that's been a fundamental conundrum pondered by thinkers for fucking generations or anything. How'd you think that one up, with your BIG FAT BRAIN?? The guy was convinced that he'd just come up with the most brilliant stumper in the history of thought and that now all those evangelicals, who apparently just never thought about that before, would just pack up shop and go home.

One retard called in to express shock and despair about how some fundy preacher killed his daughter for being a Darwinist. And where did she learn of this crime? Fucking LAW AND ORDER, which, as you may know, is a fucking fictional TV drama. But she just keeps repeating that, oh, they say that the show is based on real headlines and blah blah blah.

Then again, the show is based in Texas so maybe it makes sense that even the atheists there are dumb.

Also, since it's Texas, the main difference between the fatty Christian blowhards and the fatty atheist blowhards is that the atheists have stupid-looking neckbeards.

LOL I'm a California elitist

this entry will probably go down as soon as moody sees it because she does not like me making fun of atheists because OH NO people on the internet who are incapable of parsing ambiguity will think I'm a fundy. And I'm very concerned about internet peoples' opinions.

son of cod, god's america, vast wasteland, whores of babylon

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