Ignignot pwns Boston n00bs
If anybody happened to see the news yesterday, Boston was attacked by terrorists. Not the conventional bearded Muslims that our country has feared for the last five or six years, but the General of the Moon Army, Ignignot. Rumor has it that three police were seriously wounded when he unleashed the Quad Laser....you can't get out of the way of that thing. I really wish I had known that these were in place before the police, because one of them was literally 500 feet from my apartment...and a guy who managed to take one down before the police could destroy it is now selling it on eBay. The fuckin thing is already up to 5 grand? I am skipping classes and hunting for Mooninites.