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agoldenchain March 13 2008, 22:31:44 UTC

You'd be surprised the clout a professor has with the university, Miss Bloom. There's more to my class than the Wars of the Roses.

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hatesbears March 13 2008, 22:38:32 UTC
Always the Oleanna route, John. You know I'm going to fucking pass, so why don't you direct attention to the hemp-wearer in the back row of the hall that gets his girlfriend off whilst you drone on?

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agoldenchain March 13 2008, 22:48:55 UTC

I was more considering the other ten weeks of lecture that were devoted to the remaining bits of English history, but if you must retreat to your haven of sexual harrassment, I am sure one of the Columbia professors would be happy to oblige. As for Mr Bishop, he has already failed this course by refusing to turn in the other assignments. He continues to show up out of sheer refusal to see reality and the ease with which it places him in public proximity to his daft bird.

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hatesbears March 14 2008, 08:00:02 UTC
It's a fucking BREEZE past the 1500's; yadda yadda Henry VIII, yadda yadda Elizabeth's on the rag, yadda yadda Industry yadda fucking yadda.

tl;dr

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agoldenchain March 14 2008, 08:04:41 UTC

Too long, I imagine, as the majority of inane bollocks I've to read through when you hand in your coursework, Miss Bloom.

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hatesbears March 14 2008, 08:12:19 UTC
Bullshit.

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agoldenchain March 15 2008, 14:38:24 UTC

Is it?

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hatesbears March 16 2008, 00:35:52 UTC
Don't fucking confuse my coursework with that moron, Stark's.

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agoldenchain March 16 2008, 00:47:12 UTC

I've confused nothing.

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hatesbears March 16 2008, 00:57:45 UTC
w/e

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maleficentia March 14 2008, 00:37:00 UTC
Threatening a fail because of sarcasm? Let's not be melodramatic, now.

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agoldenchain March 14 2008, 07:48:25 UTC

Threatening a fail due to her sleeping in class on a regular basis, aside from general imprudence and lack of propriety in an educational setting. Not all of us are swayed by her [...] charms, Frey.

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hatesbears March 14 2008, 08:09:49 UTC
Like I fucking need to listen to your harp on about shit I can read in the library and pay attention to the dumbfuck questions the trustfund babies ask, "Professor, PLEASE can we get extra credit for watching the other Boleyn girl? My brain is the fucking size of an electron!"

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agoldenchain March 15 2008, 14:40:11 UTC

Ah, but then you would need to actually utilise that library card, which I'm sure would interfere with the array of colourful activities you so dutifully report on in these journals. The dwindling capacity of your classmate's thirst for knowledge, Miss Bloom, isn't any concern of yours.

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hatesbears March 16 2008, 00:38:45 UTC
Oh, Dick. Dick, Dick, Dicky. How you fucking underestimate the library. Dimly lit stacks being good for both studying AND "colourful activities".

And fuck yes, it is. They ask fucking stupid questions? Takes away about twenty minutes from each lecture when you could actually be TEACHING.

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agoldenchain March 16 2008, 00:48:01 UTC

Just as with Miss Stark, Professor will do, Miss Bloom. I was not aware how keen you were on my course.

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