The King despairs of the next generation.

Mar 13, 2008 21:36



Good Lord. If I have to read one more paper using ellipses in place of commas or semicolons, I may consider failing them on the basis of grammatical error alone, never mind the idiotic drivel they've attempted to pursue in lieu of an effective thesis. English, you unilingual neophytes: do you speak it?

[Private to Prudence]

I will be leaving the country for a short period at the end of this month. If you would like a more direct hand in matters, I suggest you begin searching out that impressive assemblage of firearms I seem to recall you having.

Just in case.

[/Private]

[Private to Katie]

I have a favour to request of you, sweetheart, if you don't mind.

[/Private]
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