And I have two conclusions:
1) There should be a band named "Lesbotic" if there isn't one, and
2) I want Stephen Fry to call me up and talk dirty to me.

When the hell did Chester Cheetah become such a vindictive bastard?

We?  Geez, it's close to bedtime, and I'm not really up to this sort of moral quandry. 
Hmm. 
     Someone once called me an agnostic egoist.  From what I understand, this was because I said that there was no such thing (really) as a selfless act.  There's nothing wrong with that, and it doesn't invalidate any emotion, and it doesn't mean there isn ( Read more... )

 The mythbusters pretty much disproved the thing about running away from scent dogs through running water, but I figured out what they missed, because apparently it DOES work on androids.  Or Yul Brynner.  Or Yul Brynner-shaped androids.

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 Okay.  Play "November Rain" by Guns N' Roses.
Listen carefully.
Now doesn't Axel Rose sound just like Eric Cartman?

 Bryan and I had recently seen a couple of documentaries about drugs, their real effects, and the legalities of them, and this morning saw that there was a true crime show concerning the "Twinkie defense" case.  Bryan and I had a short discussion, and Bryan summed up our conclusions by saying "See, I'm telling you, if the whole world was full of ( Read more... )

Quizzes like this are great, because then I get to watch from the beginning, and usually find out how the character I tested as gets dead or horribly maimed.... Oh wait, this wasn't done by Joss Whedon, was it? Ok, then.
(Jumping off the cliff after
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Domino's garlic bread pizza tastes fantastic.  Garlic on pizza.  Simple concept, so why didn't they go for it sooner?  Wow.  It's lovely with Woodchuck cider.

Bryan played the Sopranos theme for me, because he thought he recognised the band, and from that we found Alabama 3 , which is like a cross between Sisters of Mercy and Sister Machine Gun, ( Read more... )

I've been VERY sick.  I've been so sick that I've been giggling incessantly at everything on television, even if it wasn't funny.  Bryan assures me that the movie "Scarecrow" that they showed on Sci-Fi on Monday night/Tuesday morning was hilariously stupid, though, and the concept of yanking off people's arms in the Lego computer game is slightly ( Read more... )

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