There's No Place Like Home
This has officially been the weirdest night I've experienced in a long time.
I was at work all day long because we were short staffed, so I came in an hour before I was supposed to.
The owner came for a long time, which usually sucks a lot - and I thought about slitting my wrists because he was driving me crazy with complaints about the christmas decorations, and about how we don't have enough bob marley posters up (even though there are at least 4 posters up!)
Later on this guy came in and insisted on telling me about his wife's sex fetishes. He started off by asking me about what new cds are good, and how long it takes to get to L.A., and then he asked me how far down the sex store was. Meanwhile his wife is walking around the store. He then proceeded to tell me that his wife makes him go to every sex store in every town they visit, and she makes him buy toys to use on her when they're in bed. The entire time I'm trying sooo hard not to laugh, but I'm having trouble, so I'm smiling really big. He stops on that subject and continues to ask me about new releases that I like. I told him what I liked, but he originally asked me about the new U2, so I said he might not be into the music I listen to. He then tells me he recently bought the new Snoop Dog cd and the new Eminem. The whole time I'm just smiling and nodding, and pretending to act interested. He then asks me about the new Green Day and puts the new Elton John right in my face to ask me what I think of it. He finally decides to buy all 3 cds, and then continues to tell me about his wife and her sex toys. She walks outside while he's paying and talking to me. He says, "hey, check this out." And he pulls out this clear box with solid metal cone/oval shaped things about 2 inches long. I asked what they were, and he said, "sex balls!" He's like, "you put one of them inside the person and then take the other one and roll it around their stomach" (because they're magnets). He says, "she swears by them!" pointing to his wife. He says, "you can stick them up your ass too". HAHAHA! I said, "eeeww!" His wife comes back in just after he puts his sex balls away, and he says to her, "come on honey we have to go back to that store", and he looks at me with a look on his face like, "oh god, what is she gonna make me buy now?" What an experience.
So probably a half hour later this guy comes in with his mouth full of food, and he has sauce dripping out of both sides of his mouth, and he makes some noise and hands me a dirty/slimy ball of trash. I flashed him a grossed out look, but I don't think he noticed and I brought him the trash can, so I wouldn't catch his disease. He proceeded down the isles, touching the cds, and I'm thinking, "gross!" I saw him go over to the Tori Amos cds and he started talking to himself. Then I get distracted because this really hot guy who used to work at MoGlo came in to sell some cds and chat with me a bit. But just as I'm about to buy his cds the gross guy comes back with a Tori Amos cd and wants to buy it. Before I rang it up, I told him how much it would be, and he says, "wow that's great that you know what it is with tax and everything!" I nod and smile at him, and then he asks me if I like Tori, and I say, "well, I'm not really a fan, no" and I think was kind of offended, or just retarded, and says, "ok, yea - a bag please." And then he's off. I was trying really hard not to laugh at this one too. So then I go back to chatting with the hot guy, which was super exciting...
I went to the back and got freaked out from the rat and the mouse that are loose in the office - they were making noises behind the desk and the door, and during my lunch break the mouse was climbing up the chord in the corner a few feet away from me!
So, after 9 hours of work I went to Blockbuster to get the Wizard of OZ to watch it to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon. It was amazing!!!! and very relaxing. If you haven't done it, I suggest you do. It's really cool to see how it syncs up and everything. And then I looked for the kid who hung himself, but I didn't see it, so I went online to find out when it happens. I FOUND IT! And had to rewind and watch it over and over, but I'm not sure if I'm convinced that it's a person or just a bird. According to all of the articles I found from googling, it's just a bird. I don't know, what do you think?
Now I'm going to go watch the original 1925 version of the Wizard of Oz. It's a silent movie, and it looks interesting. I'll tell you how it is.
<3
I was at work all day long because we were short staffed, so I came in an hour before I was supposed to.
The owner came for a long time, which usually sucks a lot - and I thought about slitting my wrists because he was driving me crazy with complaints about the christmas decorations, and about how we don't have enough bob marley posters up (even though there are at least 4 posters up!)
Later on this guy came in and insisted on telling me about his wife's sex fetishes. He started off by asking me about what new cds are good, and how long it takes to get to L.A., and then he asked me how far down the sex store was. Meanwhile his wife is walking around the store. He then proceeded to tell me that his wife makes him go to every sex store in every town they visit, and she makes him buy toys to use on her when they're in bed. The entire time I'm trying sooo hard not to laugh, but I'm having trouble, so I'm smiling really big. He stops on that subject and continues to ask me about new releases that I like. I told him what I liked, but he originally asked me about the new U2, so I said he might not be into the music I listen to. He then tells me he recently bought the new Snoop Dog cd and the new Eminem. The whole time I'm just smiling and nodding, and pretending to act interested. He then asks me about the new Green Day and puts the new Elton John right in my face to ask me what I think of it. He finally decides to buy all 3 cds, and then continues to tell me about his wife and her sex toys. She walks outside while he's paying and talking to me. He says, "hey, check this out." And he pulls out this clear box with solid metal cone/oval shaped things about 2 inches long. I asked what they were, and he said, "sex balls!" He's like, "you put one of them inside the person and then take the other one and roll it around their stomach" (because they're magnets). He says, "she swears by them!" pointing to his wife. He says, "you can stick them up your ass too". HAHAHA! I said, "eeeww!" His wife comes back in just after he puts his sex balls away, and he says to her, "come on honey we have to go back to that store", and he looks at me with a look on his face like, "oh god, what is she gonna make me buy now?" What an experience.
So probably a half hour later this guy comes in with his mouth full of food, and he has sauce dripping out of both sides of his mouth, and he makes some noise and hands me a dirty/slimy ball of trash. I flashed him a grossed out look, but I don't think he noticed and I brought him the trash can, so I wouldn't catch his disease. He proceeded down the isles, touching the cds, and I'm thinking, "gross!" I saw him go over to the Tori Amos cds and he started talking to himself. Then I get distracted because this really hot guy who used to work at MoGlo came in to sell some cds and chat with me a bit. But just as I'm about to buy his cds the gross guy comes back with a Tori Amos cd and wants to buy it. Before I rang it up, I told him how much it would be, and he says, "wow that's great that you know what it is with tax and everything!" I nod and smile at him, and then he asks me if I like Tori, and I say, "well, I'm not really a fan, no" and I think was kind of offended, or just retarded, and says, "ok, yea - a bag please." And then he's off. I was trying really hard not to laugh at this one too. So then I go back to chatting with the hot guy, which was super exciting...
I went to the back and got freaked out from the rat and the mouse that are loose in the office - they were making noises behind the desk and the door, and during my lunch break the mouse was climbing up the chord in the corner a few feet away from me!
So, after 9 hours of work I went to Blockbuster to get the Wizard of OZ to watch it to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon. It was amazing!!!! and very relaxing. If you haven't done it, I suggest you do. It's really cool to see how it syncs up and everything. And then I looked for the kid who hung himself, but I didn't see it, so I went online to find out when it happens. I FOUND IT! And had to rewind and watch it over and over, but I'm not sure if I'm convinced that it's a person or just a bird. According to all of the articles I found from googling, it's just a bird. I don't know, what do you think?
Now I'm going to go watch the original 1925 version of the Wizard of Oz. It's a silent movie, and it looks interesting. I'll tell you how it is.
<3