I won't even call you scam artists because you're just not that good. But here's a newsflash for you: I've been on to you since way before the first time you called me. So when I get a call that hangs up on me, and google the number, and see via the helpful folks at 800notes that it's one of you? I figure you'll probably call back because you know ( Read more... )

Anyone got a boa constrictor or python I can borrow ( Read more... )

Remember Cujo? We found the rest of his family ( Read more... )

Ben's been rescued. He doesn't believe it. And, go:

"Shh. You're safe now. Really ( Read more... )

We just found a live baby mouse in our basement. It's fully furred but clearly not full-grown. A mouse morsel.

And we can't bring ourselves to kill it because it's so damned cuteSo, I've got it in a little plastic critter carrier with a capful of water and a corner of bread. We've decided to see if it lives until spring and then release it. * ( Read more... )

The Gray Cat just gets weirder and weirder ( Read more... )

Now I just need Plot.

*pokes Bunny*

What's horrible is that I have the house to myself (Da Boy is over at a friend's house and the Hubby is at work), the internets has failed to be entertaining (although customers_suck has just introduced me to the concept of a coffee-oreo shake and I OMG WANT ONE NAO), and so I have time to sit here and write ( Read more... )

( Rambling about the stimulus payment, word pronunciation, the wacky wacky weather, and my horrible girly bits. )

They say that you shouldn't pet a cat backwards.

Well, what about combing one (or two?) backwards? It's winter, and the Gray Cat now deigns to sit on my lap, as long as there's a blanket on it. So I grabbed the comb and started going through her fur. She's a short-haired cat (lynx-point Siamese mix, we think), so going through it the right way ( Read more... )

...is a complete and total weirdo. Not only does she seem to actually enjoy getting humped by my (spayed female, which is another issue) dog, but this is how she frequently sits:


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