[VERY LOCKED FROM ANDREW]
So, after giving myself a migraine looking at bridal magazines and seeing so much tulle I want to barf, I figured, fuck it. I'm only doing this once. I'm going designer, baby.
Oscar de la Renta, you are my saviour.
This is as toilet-dolly as you're going to get me. Lucky I'm even wearing white. I'm hardly virginal, am I?