Whoo.
I went and saw Syriana yesterday.
O_O BLOODY GOOD MOVIE.
O_O O_O REALLY BLOODY GOOD MOVIE.
Also mildly disturbing, with that whole 'let's yank people's fingernails out and then beath them up and then try to saw their heads off' scene. But otherwise:
O_O O_O O_O REALLY REALLY BLOODY GOOD MOVIE.
I need to go and think for about five days now.
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
One True Pairing 'Ship: Julian/Ezri, because it's SO CUTE, and he deserves her after all those years of mooning over Jadzia. And Kira/Bareil, because it's...Kira/Bareil!
Favorite Canon 'Ship: Worf/Jadzia, because it's adorable and honourable and...stuff. :D And because we got to see Jadzia in a bathing suit. And Miles/Keiko, because they're still in love after being bombarded with Miles/Julian and Miles/Kira and Keiko/Dax for years.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: Kira/Dukat. O.O ::stabs eyes out with a spork:: Ew. Ew ew ew. Just...no. On that note: Meru/Dukat, Tora Neprem/Dukat, Mika/Dukat, Damar/Dukat, Sisko/Dukat, Weyoun/Dukat--I'll just stop now. (Not to mention that really really damn disturbing non-con Julian/Dukat, and--::deletes last sentence::) And of course Vic/anyone is just wrong.
"You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: Damar/Ezri. But that's because of a mirror universe roleplay, and...um...don't ask.
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Jadzia/Quark. It's all your fault, bloodraven77!
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Mirror Universe Ezri/Kira. :D They're insanely hot, but I really shouldn't ship them, because Intendant Kira's a narcissistic bint and Mirror!Ezri's with Damar anyhow.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Julian/Jadzia. I'm still not convinced that they would work. I mean, he's madly in love with her, but she's too...well...too Jadzia for him. And she's in love with Worf anyway. I am, however, willing to be talked into this one.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Ezri/Jake. :D OMG cute little brown spotted babies!!!1
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Kira/Odo. ::hides:: I just didn't feel the chemistry. At all. They're great as friends, but there wasn't much of a romantic spark. Besides, she's meant to be with Bareil (or even Mirror!Bareil), and he's going back to the Great Link to have lots of hawt changeling sex with ten million other puddles of golden goo.
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Julian/Ezri. Partly because they're the only romantic couple left intact on the station when the final credits roll.
Fandom: Star Trek: Voyager
One True Pairing 'Ship: Doctor/Seven. Aww....
Favorite Canon 'Ship: Paris/Torres. "Mr Paris, there is no one on Deck Nine, Section Twelve, who does not know when you two...."
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: Neelix/Janeway. 'Nuff said.
"You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: Lizard!Tom/Lizard!Janeway. :D Don't ask.
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Tom/Rain from Future's End. If he weren't with B'Elanna, and if she'd been born a few centuries later....
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Kes/Neelix. I don't know...it's just sort of cute. Also sort of very disturbing. O_o But still sort of cute.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Samantha Wildman/Joe Carey. Aren't they both married back home? Although I did once read a very good fic that involved them having an affair with one another and then feeling guilty about it later.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Tal Celes/Vorik. Yes, I just came up with that on the spot, why do you ask?
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Janeway/Seven. She's more like a mother figure to Seven than a lover. Although I totally friend'ship them.
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Janeway/Chakotay. Because she needs a good guy and he understands her like no one else does. And--bathtub!monkey!love!!! (Okay, that sounded vaguely dirty....)
Fandom: Star Wars
One True Pairing 'Ship: OBIDALA FOREVAH OMG! (Just to make you mad, BR.... :P) er...that's Obi-Wan/Amidala, for the uninformed those of you who didn't know.
Favorite Canon 'Ship: Leia/Han. Because George Lucas once knew how to write cute romance lines. (Notice that I said 'once', as in 'at one time, in some forgotten past life that has disappeared into the sands of history.')
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: Aside from all the incest that unwittingly happened in episodes four and five? Jabba/Leia. ::shuddertwitchshudder:: Actually, Jabba/anyone, come to think of it. I mean, I know some people are sick, but...he's a giant SLUG, nadi. Why would he even be interested in humanoids? Even ones in metal bikinis? Honestly.
"You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: ...I don't have one. Really. >_>
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Qui-Gon/Shmi. Loooong story.
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Anakin/Padme--you know it's doomed to failure, but they're kinda sweet, and besides, Luke and Leia have to come from somewhere....
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Sabe/Obi-Wan. Will someone please explain this to me?!
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Darth Maul/Padme. Because we said so. ^_^
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Um. I can't think of any. O_o 'Cept maybe Vader/Padme--he's evil and in a giant great black suit....
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Leia/Han. Ha.
Fandom: Pratchett's Discworld (which I've not read all of, so excuse if I forget someone important)
One True Pairing 'Ship: Angua/Carrot.
Favorite Canon 'Ship: The Son of Time/Susan Sto Helit.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: Vimes/Carrot. (Yeah, I've seen it done. ::twitch::)
"You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: Nobby/Tawneee-aka-Betty. What? He needs a girlfriend.... @_@
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Granny Weatherwax/Ridcully.
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Nanny Ogg/Casanunda. I was always disappointed that we sort of forgot about them at the end of Lords and Ladies.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: I have no idea.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Susan Sto Helit/Rincewind FOREVAH!!!1
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: This one either. I don't quite do Pratchett fandom.
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Vimes/Sybil. Because...well...because. And because of Young Sam. ^_^;
Fandom: Jane Eyre
One True Pairing 'Ship: Jane/Rochester.
Favorite Canon 'Ship: Jane/Rochester.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: Jane/St John.
"You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: Jane/Rochester.
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Jane/Rochester.
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Jane/Rochester.
"Tickles my fancy and am totally sold" 'Ship: Jane/Rochester.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Jane/Rochester.
"Everyone else loves it and I do feel it" 'Ship: Jane/Rochester.
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Rochester/Jane (just for a change of pace.)
Fandom: The Dead Zone
One True Pairing 'Ship: Sarah/Johnny. ::swoonfaint:: In some alternate universe or something. Like that first-season episode.
Favorite Canon 'Ship: Sarah/Walt. Because they are awesome and Walt is TERRIBLY L33T and also hot and so is Sarah and they need to make small bespotted sprogs of their own!
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: Stillson/Sarah. I've seen people write it, and...er...::twitches madly:: I mean, sure, he'd be sorta cute if he wasn't a complete and utter arsehole, and he was hitting on her alone in dark rooms while she was working for him, and she happened to be married to Walt at the time, and there was chemistry there kind of like the chemistry between Dukat and Mika, and we know how ::that:: turned out, but...DUDE. ::spasm:: Just WRONG.
"You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: Um... Can't think of any. (Maybe I'm just not a sick bastard? O.o Or something.)
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Johnny/Rebecca. They really were adorable in the last episode of S3. And no, I DON'T want to know what happens to her at the beginning of season 4! Nobody tell me! I'll find out for myself! ::cries::
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Dana/Sarah. Mostly because it's gorgeous eye-candy, but they are all sparky and stuff when they hang out and aren't fighting over Johnny.
"Tickles my fancy but not quite sold yet" 'Ship: Walt/Dana. You know, in that alternate universe where Sarah and Johnny are living happily ever after. ::shruggrin:: It could work, but I'd need to see some really good fic on the subject first.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Sarah/Bruce. I got it from a glance between them in 'Finding Rachel Part II', and it was never seen again, but you have got to admit they'd be ridiculously photogenic. (...but then again, Sarah already has one too many guys to deal with....)
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Johnny/Dana. Okay, I did miss a lot of the first season, but she just doesn't seem right for him. I liked Rebecca a lot better.
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Sarah/Walt. Because they deserve to be happy.
O_O BLOODY GOOD MOVIE.
O_O O_O REALLY BLOODY GOOD MOVIE.
Also mildly disturbing, with that whole 'let's yank people's fingernails out and then beath them up and then try to saw their heads off' scene. But otherwise:
O_O O_O O_O REALLY REALLY BLOODY GOOD MOVIE.
I need to go and think for about five days now.
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
One True Pairing 'Ship: Julian/Ezri, because it's SO CUTE, and he deserves her after all those years of mooning over Jadzia. And Kira/Bareil, because it's...Kira/Bareil!
Favorite Canon 'Ship: Worf/Jadzia, because it's adorable and honourable and...stuff. :D And because we got to see Jadzia in a bathing suit. And Miles/Keiko, because they're still in love after being bombarded with Miles/Julian and Miles/Kira and Keiko/Dax for years.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: Kira/Dukat. O.O ::stabs eyes out with a spork:: Ew. Ew ew ew. Just...no. On that note: Meru/Dukat, Tora Neprem/Dukat, Mika/Dukat, Damar/Dukat, Sisko/Dukat, Weyoun/Dukat--I'll just stop now. (Not to mention that really really damn disturbing non-con Julian/Dukat, and--::deletes last sentence::) And of course Vic/anyone is just wrong.
"You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: Damar/Ezri. But that's because of a mirror universe roleplay, and...um...don't ask.
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Jadzia/Quark. It's all your fault, bloodraven77!
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Mirror Universe Ezri/Kira. :D They're insanely hot, but I really shouldn't ship them, because Intendant Kira's a narcissistic bint and Mirror!Ezri's with Damar anyhow.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Julian/Jadzia. I'm still not convinced that they would work. I mean, he's madly in love with her, but she's too...well...too Jadzia for him. And she's in love with Worf anyway. I am, however, willing to be talked into this one.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Ezri/Jake. :D OMG cute little brown spotted babies!!!1
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Kira/Odo. ::hides:: I just didn't feel the chemistry. At all. They're great as friends, but there wasn't much of a romantic spark. Besides, she's meant to be with Bareil (or even Mirror!Bareil), and he's going back to the Great Link to have lots of hawt changeling sex with ten million other puddles of golden goo.
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Julian/Ezri. Partly because they're the only romantic couple left intact on the station when the final credits roll.
Fandom: Star Trek: Voyager
One True Pairing 'Ship: Doctor/Seven. Aww....
Favorite Canon 'Ship: Paris/Torres. "Mr Paris, there is no one on Deck Nine, Section Twelve, who does not know when you two...."
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: Neelix/Janeway. 'Nuff said.
"You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: Lizard!Tom/Lizard!Janeway. :D Don't ask.
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Tom/Rain from Future's End. If he weren't with B'Elanna, and if she'd been born a few centuries later....
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Kes/Neelix. I don't know...it's just sort of cute. Also sort of very disturbing. O_o But still sort of cute.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Samantha Wildman/Joe Carey. Aren't they both married back home? Although I did once read a very good fic that involved them having an affair with one another and then feeling guilty about it later.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Tal Celes/Vorik. Yes, I just came up with that on the spot, why do you ask?
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Janeway/Seven. She's more like a mother figure to Seven than a lover. Although I totally friend'ship them.
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Janeway/Chakotay. Because she needs a good guy and he understands her like no one else does. And--bathtub!monkey!love!!! (Okay, that sounded vaguely dirty....)
Fandom: Star Wars
One True Pairing 'Ship: OBIDALA FOREVAH OMG! (Just to make you mad, BR.... :P) er...that's Obi-Wan/Amidala, for the uninformed those of you who didn't know.
Favorite Canon 'Ship: Leia/Han. Because George Lucas once knew how to write cute romance lines. (Notice that I said 'once', as in 'at one time, in some forgotten past life that has disappeared into the sands of history.')
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: Aside from all the incest that unwittingly happened in episodes four and five? Jabba/Leia. ::shuddertwitchshudder:: Actually, Jabba/anyone, come to think of it. I mean, I know some people are sick, but...he's a giant SLUG, nadi. Why would he even be interested in humanoids? Even ones in metal bikinis? Honestly.
"You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: ...I don't have one. Really. >_>
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Qui-Gon/Shmi. Loooong story.
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Anakin/Padme--you know it's doomed to failure, but they're kinda sweet, and besides, Luke and Leia have to come from somewhere....
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Sabe/Obi-Wan. Will someone please explain this to me?!
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Darth Maul/Padme. Because we said so. ^_^
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Um. I can't think of any. O_o 'Cept maybe Vader/Padme--he's evil and in a giant great black suit....
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Leia/Han. Ha.
Fandom: Pratchett's Discworld (which I've not read all of, so excuse if I forget someone important)
One True Pairing 'Ship: Angua/Carrot.
Favorite Canon 'Ship: The Son of Time/Susan Sto Helit.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: Vimes/Carrot. (Yeah, I've seen it done. ::twitch::)
"You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: Nobby/Tawneee-aka-Betty. What? He needs a girlfriend.... @_@
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Granny Weatherwax/Ridcully.
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Nanny Ogg/Casanunda. I was always disappointed that we sort of forgot about them at the end of Lords and Ladies.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: I have no idea.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Susan Sto Helit/Rincewind FOREVAH!!!1
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: This one either. I don't quite do Pratchett fandom.
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Vimes/Sybil. Because...well...because. And because of Young Sam. ^_^;
Fandom: Jane Eyre
One True Pairing 'Ship: Jane/Rochester.
Favorite Canon 'Ship: Jane/Rochester.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: Jane/St John.
"You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: Jane/Rochester.
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Jane/Rochester.
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Jane/Rochester.
"Tickles my fancy and am totally sold" 'Ship: Jane/Rochester.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Jane/Rochester.
"Everyone else loves it and I do feel it" 'Ship: Jane/Rochester.
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Rochester/Jane (just for a change of pace.)
Fandom: The Dead Zone
One True Pairing 'Ship: Sarah/Johnny. ::swoonfaint:: In some alternate universe or something. Like that first-season episode.
Favorite Canon 'Ship: Sarah/Walt. Because they are awesome and Walt is TERRIBLY L33T and also hot and so is Sarah and they need to make small bespotted sprogs of their own!
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" 'Ship: Stillson/Sarah. I've seen people write it, and...er...::twitches madly:: I mean, sure, he'd be sorta cute if he wasn't a complete and utter arsehole, and he was hitting on her alone in dark rooms while she was working for him, and she happened to be married to Walt at the time, and there was chemistry there kind of like the chemistry between Dukat and Mika, and we know how ::that:: turned out, but...DUDE. ::spasm:: Just WRONG.
"You are one sick bastard" 'Ship: Um... Can't think of any. (Maybe I'm just not a sick bastard? O.o Or something.)
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Johnny/Rebecca. They really were adorable in the last episode of S3. And no, I DON'T want to know what happens to her at the beginning of season 4! Nobody tell me! I'll find out for myself! ::cries::
"It's like a car crash" 'Ship: Dana/Sarah. Mostly because it's gorgeous eye-candy, but they are all sparky and stuff when they hang out and aren't fighting over Johnny.
"Tickles my fancy but not quite sold yet" 'Ship: Walt/Dana. You know, in that alternate universe where Sarah and Johnny are living happily ever after. ::shruggrin:: It could work, but I'd need to see some really good fic on the subject first.
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Sarah/Bruce. I got it from a glance between them in 'Finding Rachel Part II', and it was never seen again, but you have got to admit they'd be ridiculously photogenic. (...but then again, Sarah already has one too many guys to deal with....)
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Johnny/Dana. Okay, I did miss a lot of the first season, but she just doesn't seem right for him. I liked Rebecca a lot better.
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Sarah/Walt. Because they deserve to be happy.