Jul 27, 2004 14:43
So John has this friend that lives across town that had a party awhile back that was pretty wild. Anyway, the next morning his friend got up to find everyone gone but this one huge black guy with dollar signs tattooed above his eyes sleeping on the couch. This guy was huge so he approached slowly and told the guy he had to leave because he was going to work.The guy told him that he wasn't going to leave. He decided to go to work and figured one of the other roommates would kick him out.
The next roommate wakes up and told the guy to leave The guy told the roommate the same thing, So the second roommate figures the third will kick him out and went to work.
When the friend arrived at work the news was on. It said they were looking for a man that had killed 6 or so people and cut some lady's throat etc. The only main descriptive details were that the man had dollar signs above his eyes and was black.
So the friend goes to his dads house and grabs a 12 gage shotgun. He went back to his house, pulled the shotgun on the guy and told him to get the fuck out. The guy ran out and left his backpack full of stuff at his house. By the time the cops showed up the guy was long gone.