Not sure what to say about this. .. . .
So I went to my cousins wedding in Vegas and well I would of rather been at work. The highlight of the whole trip was a single moment that only lasted ten seconds.
My brother and me were sitting at the table with my cousins grandmother who looks and sounds a lot like "George Costanza's" mother from "Seinfeld". Sadly she had suffered a stroke a few years before. As a result she now replaces random words in her sentences with one recurring word. Over the years the word has changed, at first it was "penny" then "wussy" and now the word is "pussy". The trick is you have to figure out what word she is replacing with pussy.
Later on in the evening she looked at my brother and me and yelled across the table "There is a lot of good looking pussy in the room so guys shouldn't have trouble finding one."
I'm gonna end the story and sum it up, you really had to fucking be there.
My brother and me were sitting at the table with my cousins grandmother who looks and sounds a lot like "George Costanza's" mother from "Seinfeld". Sadly she had suffered a stroke a few years before. As a result she now replaces random words in her sentences with one recurring word. Over the years the word has changed, at first it was "penny" then "wussy" and now the word is "pussy". The trick is you have to figure out what word she is replacing with pussy.
Later on in the evening she looked at my brother and me and yelled across the table "There is a lot of good looking pussy in the room so guys shouldn't have trouble finding one."
I'm gonna end the story and sum it up, you really had to fucking be there.