Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I gave
factorykitchen a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In March I bought porn for
iraqsquid (-10 points). Last Saturday I punched
jane_stclaire in the arm (-10 points). In July I set
freakscout's puppy on fire (-66 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-42 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
afoundobject