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Dec 02, 2008 19:37


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I gave factorykitchen a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In March I bought porn for iraqsquid (-10 points). Last Saturday I punched jane_stclaire in the arm (-10 points). In July I set freakscout's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-42 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
afoundobject

santa, ridiculous, meme, 2008

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