I'm bitter about...

[aforeigntongue]

... going on the dole.
... being a bad kisser.
... my club foot.
... the dead guitar that was my first true love.
... not having the proper tools to rewire the output jack, which *should* be a fairly simple task.
... dropping out of school.
... not having good friends.
... not being a good friend to the friends I could have had.
... everything.

Thought I would save you the rant.  I'm just not up to it today.