A Couple of White Collar Drabbles
Title: Mrs. Burke
Author:
afiawri
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth, Neal/Peter
Warnings: BDSM
Word Count: 200
For: whitecollar100's prompt: Wife
Summary: Sometimes what Neal and Peter get up to bother her
Elizabeth doesn’t get the bondage and domination and whatever s and m stand for and beating and screaming thing that Neal and Peter do. She lets it go on because it doesn’t seem to hurt anything.
But there are some days she doesn’t want to walk into the bedroom and see one of Neal’s legs roped and forced high above his head and one tied down and all of Neal’s beaten junk laid out. He struggles, but he can’t close his legs.
Neal dons a wavering smile and calls out for her husband while his dick dribbles precome and his legs bleed.
Elizabeth waves it off, drops her bag on the chair and leaves as Peter returns. She’s had enough screaming for one day, but Neal’s screams follow her down the stairs and invade a perfectly vanilla romance novel.
She hears the moment they finish. The ringing silence is even more painful than Neal screaming for more.
Neal comes down in his suit looking presentable except for his hobble, calls her Mrs. Burke, and leaves.
Elizabeth doesn’t even know what to wish on a man who likes cuts and bruises, but she’s happy to see the (clothed) back of him.
Title: You Have a -
Author:
afiawri
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal/Peter, (Peter/Elizabeth)
Warnings: Brief oral.
Word Count: 300
For: WhiteCollar100's prompt Boyfriend
Summary: Peter has an obsession
The morning after Peter admitted to Elizabeth, “Yeah, maybe I’m attracted to him,” was the day after the night he dreamed of Neal’s penis and all the things he could do with it.
Today, the day following that morning, he’s very acutely, aware that while he’s talking to Jones, Jones’ limp penis is right down there. And Blake had a penis and Hughes and he went through a stage like this when he was about twelve only it was about women having vaginas after he’d seen a labeled diagram and understood what they were for. Penises, on the other hand, shouldn’t be a revelation, particularly not at forty-six.
But Neal’s gone from coworker to sexual being. With a penis. He can’t stop thinking about penises. And he knows he hasn’t suddenly become gay, he’s probably always been bi, and that anyway, this preoccupation with penises has to end, but it’s like suddenly his penis isn’t the only sexual penis in the world.
Damn it, this has to stop.
But Neal has a penis.
And it’s not just for a routine function like peeing, it can be used to make Neal squirm and moan and blush and he doesn’t even know what Neal’s like during sex except it’s sexy and it’s nothing like Neal is right now, standing there, smiling, unaware of his very sexual penis.
He is too goddamn old for this. A sexuality crisis? Fine. Talking to male colleagues and thinking “YOU HAVE A PENIS”? Embarrassing, even in his own head.
A year to the day after the night he dreamed it, Peter has his mouth wrapped around Neal’s penis and when all he can think is penis! it’s finally a good thing.
Peter never does tell Neal and El about his penis obsession. It fades after having Neal’s.
Also posted at: http://afiawri.dreamwidth.org/23329.html
Author:
afiawri
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth, Neal/Peter
Warnings: BDSM
Word Count: 200
For: whitecollar100's prompt: Wife
Summary: Sometimes what Neal and Peter get up to bother her
Elizabeth doesn’t get the bondage and domination and whatever s and m stand for and beating and screaming thing that Neal and Peter do. She lets it go on because it doesn’t seem to hurt anything.
But there are some days she doesn’t want to walk into the bedroom and see one of Neal’s legs roped and forced high above his head and one tied down and all of Neal’s beaten junk laid out. He struggles, but he can’t close his legs.
Neal dons a wavering smile and calls out for her husband while his dick dribbles precome and his legs bleed.
Elizabeth waves it off, drops her bag on the chair and leaves as Peter returns. She’s had enough screaming for one day, but Neal’s screams follow her down the stairs and invade a perfectly vanilla romance novel.
She hears the moment they finish. The ringing silence is even more painful than Neal screaming for more.
Neal comes down in his suit looking presentable except for his hobble, calls her Mrs. Burke, and leaves.
Elizabeth doesn’t even know what to wish on a man who likes cuts and bruises, but she’s happy to see the (clothed) back of him.
Title: You Have a -
Author:
afiawri
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Neal/Peter, (Peter/Elizabeth)
Warnings: Brief oral.
Word Count: 300
For: WhiteCollar100's prompt Boyfriend
Summary: Peter has an obsession
The morning after Peter admitted to Elizabeth, “Yeah, maybe I’m attracted to him,” was the day after the night he dreamed of Neal’s penis and all the things he could do with it.
Today, the day following that morning, he’s very acutely, aware that while he’s talking to Jones, Jones’ limp penis is right down there. And Blake had a penis and Hughes and he went through a stage like this when he was about twelve only it was about women having vaginas after he’d seen a labeled diagram and understood what they were for. Penises, on the other hand, shouldn’t be a revelation, particularly not at forty-six.
But Neal’s gone from coworker to sexual being. With a penis. He can’t stop thinking about penises. And he knows he hasn’t suddenly become gay, he’s probably always been bi, and that anyway, this preoccupation with penises has to end, but it’s like suddenly his penis isn’t the only sexual penis in the world.
Damn it, this has to stop.
But Neal has a penis.
And it’s not just for a routine function like peeing, it can be used to make Neal squirm and moan and blush and he doesn’t even know what Neal’s like during sex except it’s sexy and it’s nothing like Neal is right now, standing there, smiling, unaware of his very sexual penis.
He is too goddamn old for this. A sexuality crisis? Fine. Talking to male colleagues and thinking “YOU HAVE A PENIS”? Embarrassing, even in his own head.
A year to the day after the night he dreamed it, Peter has his mouth wrapped around Neal’s penis and when all he can think is penis! it’s finally a good thing.
Peter never does tell Neal and El about his penis obsession. It fades after having Neal’s.
Also posted at: http://afiawri.dreamwidth.org/23329.html