In which Ryan is a flight attendant
More unfinished, self-indulgent, fuck-realism chatfic.
Dear GDocs, why can't you decide to have folders or have labels? Your hybrid thing is very irritating.
[23:19:55PM] tardis80: how about fic in which ryan ross is a flight attendant?
[23:20:03PM] hyunbin: lmao tell me
[23:20:09PM] tardis80: SLEAZY BUSINESS MEN KEEP TRYING TO GROPE HIS ASS
[23:20:14PM] hyunbin: ps - if you make him a 3rd wheel i will be >:( at you
[23:20:25PM] hyunbin: that is what always happens in dramas and it makes me angry
[23:20:55PM] tardis80: no, like he just meets this hot musician who always flies first class
[23:21:19PM] hyunbin: BRENDON FLIES SAN FRAN -> NYC A LOT
[23:21:26PM] hyunbin: AND IT'S ALWAYS USUALLY THE SAME FLIGHT
[23:22:12PM] tardis80: but he also sort of is attracted to jon, the really really friendly pilot. it's a love triangle
[23:22:28PM] tardis80: but not the same thing as third wheel!
[23:22:59PM] tardis80: WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE YIN? PILOT!JON OR MUSICIAN!BRENDON?
[23:23:04PM] hyunbin: uh
[23:23:06PM] hyunbin: clearly both
[23:23:14PM] hyunbin: and then i'd bring my best friend from childhood spencer in
[23:23:16PM] hyunbin: CLEARLY
[23:23:20PM] hyunbin: :D
[23:23:32PM] tardis80: SO IT'S A LOVE RECTANGLE.
[23:23:38PM] tardis80: AND THEN GSF?
[23:23:43PM] hyunbin: yyyyyyyyyy
[23:24:33PM] tardis80: like flight attendants have a reputation and ryan HATES that. he's not gonna sleep with some hotshot just because he flies first class, okay
[23:25:32PM] tardis80: he used to be in coach, but he passed the exams, and now he's moved up to first class. he's kinda excited! the uniforms cuter and it just has more atmosphere
[23:26:14PM] tardis80: the only thing that's kinda sad about it is that he won't be seeing that cute guy who always flies from san fran to NY.
[23:28:01PM] tardis80: but then the guy shows up in first class and ryan is pleasantly surprised! i didn't expect to see you here he blurts out before he can help himself. the guy smiles. yeah, my new albums doing good and i can afford better seats now.
[23:28:13PM] tardis80: ryan maybe feels a little faint
[23:29:06PM] tardis80: (he has a really nice smile. they talk a little bit about music. ryan finds out his name is brendon and his new album is called Folkin' Around and he promises to buy it)
[23:30:55PM] tardis80: and they keep on seeing each other and ryan is kinda wishing that he didn't swear to himself that he wouldn't sleep wiht the passengers. because that would be reinforcing wrong wrong stereotypes. flight attendants are totally respectable, yo.
[23:31:35PM] tardis80: (but he's just so CUTE. ryan wants to drag him to the restrooms and go down on his knees. this is problematic)
[23:32:26PM] tardis80: MEANWHILE. jon is the really hot and nice and laidback copilot who does the route and ryan is always on his plane more often than not.
[23:32:56PM] hyunbin: <3____<3
[23:33:05PM] hyunbin: i bet it turns out brendon and spencer know each other
[23:33:24PM] tardis80: :D
[23:33:58PM] tardis80: spencer is still in las vegas! ryan always sends him little postcards and things from wherever he goes
[23:35:00PM] tardis80: and it's kinda sad b/c they hardly get to see each other anymoer
[23:35:23PM] hyunbin: oh man BRENDON IS DATING SPENCER?
[23:35:25PM] hyunbin: :D????
[23:35:45PM] hyunbin: one time ryan is home for vacation and spencer is like 'ryan, come meet my boyfriend'
[23:35:55PM] hyunbin: ryan and brendon: *STARES AT EACH OTHER
[23:36:07PM] tardis80: but one day ryan flies from san fran to las vegas and he's on the same plane as brendon! who is in a very casual relationship with spencer. i mean, brendon moves around a lot too.
[23:36:16PM] hyunbin: yyyyy
[23:37:14PM] tardis80: and they're laughing and flirting on the plane and brendon says, so maybe i'll see you sometime in the city. and ryan ducks his head and says maybe and punches his number in brendons sidekick (it doesn't count since ryan's not attending on this flight!)
[23:37:26PM] tardis80: and then they meet at spencer's place
[23:37:31PM] tardis80: ryan: D:
[23:38:04PM] hyunbin: brendon: /bright smile "oh wow, you're SPENCER'S ryan? :)!!"
[23:38:35PM] tardis80: ryan's kinda pissed off at brendon at first. what the fuck was he thinking flirting with me like that? he better not break spencer's heart >:(
[23:38:51PM] tardis80: brendon: *oblivious*
[23:39:34PM] tardis80: but after teh visit is over, the next time brendon's on a flight ryan's attending, ryan keeps on pretending to be too busy and doesn't linger to talk.
[23:39:38PM] tardis80: brendon is confused
[23:40:54PM] hyunbin: oh boys
[23:42:12PM] tardis80: (MEANWHILE. jon totally rescues ryan from a drunk and handsy passenger. the man is taller than ryan and more than twice as wide and he backs ryan into the little kitchen compartment place. sir, you can't be in here. is there anything i can help you with?, ryan asks as he tries to keep teh annoyance out of his voice.
[23:43:35PM] tardis80: and the man grabs his wrist and ryan is considering whether it will be worth the trouble to brain him with the coffee carafe when he hears jon's voice. "hey what;s going on in here?" he's frowning as he pulls the guy off ryan.
[23:45:58PM] tardis80: and afterwards as the passenger is sent to his seat, and jon checks ryan's wrist carefully. "he didn't hurt you did he?" and he's very close and ryan's heart does a funny little two step.
[23:46:13PM] tardis80: IT'S THE FIRST TIME RYAN'S FELT FUNNY ABOUT JON.
[23:46:39PM] tardis80: and he blushes and jon notices and smiles. and they start sort of hanging out/dating.
[23:46:59PM] hyunbin: <3_________<3
[23:47:20PM] tardis80: their schedules are really similar so it's easy. (all of ryan's exes got pissy that ryan was away so much, and suspicious)
[23:48:04PM] tardis80: but brendon STILL is a frequent flyer and he just looks at ryan with these really intense eyes and it's unnerving.
[23:48:53PM] tardis80: and brendon corners him in the kitchen thing, saying did i do something wrong?
[23:49:57PM] tardis80: and ryan kind of huffs really loudly. it's annoying that brendon's a customer right now and ryan feels strange about being rude to him.
[23:51:44PM] tardis80: and really, brendon isn't supposed to be here. so he just says, it's nothing okay, i thought you and me...i thought there was something, but obviously i was wrong since you're dating my BEST FRIEND. it's just embarrassing okay? forget it
[23:52:55PM] tardis80: and he moves to turn away and brendon says, hey no, you weren't wrong. he puts his hand on ryan's shoulder and ryan turns really quickly, his eyes blazing. what so you're cheating on spencer? what the fuck, urie.
[23:54:12PM] tardis80: he;s totally gonna kick brendon's ass, but brendon holds up his hands. hey no you've got it all wrong. spencer and me we're not like that. we're just having fun. he's still kinda hung up on this guitarist he was in a band with in high school.
[23:54:17PM] tardis80: ryan: D: OMG
[23:54:30PM] hyunbin: OH JESUS
[23:54:34PM] hyunbin: BRENDON DOESN'T KNOW THAT'S RYAN
[23:54:49PM] tardis80: narrator: thus it comes to light that everyone loves ryan, WHICH IS HOW IT SHOULD BE IN THE WORLD.
[23:55:03PM] tardis80: bden is clueless
[23:55:53PM] tardis80: and then jon shows up again (he has a 6th sense for these things). "this guy bothering you?" and ryan mutters "no, you should return to your seat sir." and he is CONFUSED
[23:56:00PM] tardis80: and CONFLICTED
[23:56:01PM] hyunbin: /o\
[23:56:15PM] tardis80: all these hot guys are attracted to me, my life: so hard.
[23:56:44PM] tardis80: i dunno how to make it gsf though
[23:57:58PM] tardis80: but i really want jon and ryan to have mile high sex
[23:59:02PM] hyunbin: it's during a redeye flight!
[23:59:04PM] hyunbin: :D?
[23:59:15PM] hyunbin: FIVE HOUR PLANE RIDE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
[23:59:21PM] hyunbin: most people are asleep!
[23:59:57PM] tardis80: ryan is pressed against the mirror, his hands swiping through the fog made from his breath. he's going to have to wipe it later, but now all he can concentrate on is the motion of jon's hips. (yes! and jon came to get a coffee and ryan was looking all adorable and sleepy eyed so he kissed him ,and things escalated)
[00:00:31AM] hyunbin: jon totally blows ryan while fingering him. it takes all of ryan's selfcontrol to do nothing except the sound of his breath hitching.
[00:00:42AM] hyunbin: then ^ your jon-fucks-ryan thing happens :D
[00:00:45AM] tardis80: nnngh yes.
[00:02:03AM] tardis80: jon just meant to do a blowjob. the bathrooms are still small even in first class, and it's so so so against the rules to be doing this, but ryan pulls him up by his tie. fuck me, he moans against jon's lips and well. jon is just a man. how could he say no?
[00:02:26AM] tardis80: (is brendon on this flight?)
[00:04:16AM] hyunbin: THAT WOULD JUST BE MEAN
[00:04:17AM] hyunbin: xD
[00:04:26AM] tardis80: okay. *pouts*
[00:05:29AM] tardis80: and then. um. somehow gsf happens. ryan brings jon to meet spencer in las vegas! or maybe spencer visits ryan
[00:05:58AM] tardis80: and ryan takes him out to lunch to meet jon. (this is before brendon dropped his bombshell)
[00:06:58AM] tardis80: and when spencer says oh i'm gonna be in your area next week, we should totally meet up, (after brendon spills the beans) ryan is all nervous and upset.
[00:10:26AM] tardis80: aaaand i have to go now
[00:10:30AM] tardis80: see you later bb
Dear GDocs, why can't you decide to have folders or have labels? Your hybrid thing is very irritating.
[23:19:55PM] tardis80: how about fic in which ryan ross is a flight attendant?
[23:20:03PM] hyunbin: lmao tell me
[23:20:09PM] tardis80: SLEAZY BUSINESS MEN KEEP TRYING TO GROPE HIS ASS
[23:20:14PM] hyunbin: ps - if you make him a 3rd wheel i will be >:( at you
[23:20:25PM] hyunbin: that is what always happens in dramas and it makes me angry
[23:20:55PM] tardis80: no, like he just meets this hot musician who always flies first class
[23:21:19PM] hyunbin: BRENDON FLIES SAN FRAN -> NYC A LOT
[23:21:26PM] hyunbin: AND IT'S ALWAYS USUALLY THE SAME FLIGHT
[23:22:12PM] tardis80: but he also sort of is attracted to jon, the really really friendly pilot. it's a love triangle
[23:22:28PM] tardis80: but not the same thing as third wheel!
[23:22:59PM] tardis80: WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE YIN? PILOT!JON OR MUSICIAN!BRENDON?
[23:23:04PM] hyunbin: uh
[23:23:06PM] hyunbin: clearly both
[23:23:14PM] hyunbin: and then i'd bring my best friend from childhood spencer in
[23:23:16PM] hyunbin: CLEARLY
[23:23:20PM] hyunbin: :D
[23:23:32PM] tardis80: SO IT'S A LOVE RECTANGLE.
[23:23:38PM] tardis80: AND THEN GSF?
[23:23:43PM] hyunbin: yyyyyyyyyy
[23:24:33PM] tardis80: like flight attendants have a reputation and ryan HATES that. he's not gonna sleep with some hotshot just because he flies first class, okay
[23:25:32PM] tardis80: he used to be in coach, but he passed the exams, and now he's moved up to first class. he's kinda excited! the uniforms cuter and it just has more atmosphere
[23:26:14PM] tardis80: the only thing that's kinda sad about it is that he won't be seeing that cute guy who always flies from san fran to NY.
[23:28:01PM] tardis80: but then the guy shows up in first class and ryan is pleasantly surprised! i didn't expect to see you here he blurts out before he can help himself. the guy smiles. yeah, my new albums doing good and i can afford better seats now.
[23:28:13PM] tardis80: ryan maybe feels a little faint
[23:29:06PM] tardis80: (he has a really nice smile. they talk a little bit about music. ryan finds out his name is brendon and his new album is called Folkin' Around and he promises to buy it)
[23:30:55PM] tardis80: and they keep on seeing each other and ryan is kinda wishing that he didn't swear to himself that he wouldn't sleep wiht the passengers. because that would be reinforcing wrong wrong stereotypes. flight attendants are totally respectable, yo.
[23:31:35PM] tardis80: (but he's just so CUTE. ryan wants to drag him to the restrooms and go down on his knees. this is problematic)
[23:32:26PM] tardis80: MEANWHILE. jon is the really hot and nice and laidback copilot who does the route and ryan is always on his plane more often than not.
[23:32:56PM] hyunbin: <3____<3
[23:33:05PM] hyunbin: i bet it turns out brendon and spencer know each other
[23:33:24PM] tardis80: :D
[23:33:58PM] tardis80: spencer is still in las vegas! ryan always sends him little postcards and things from wherever he goes
[23:35:00PM] tardis80: and it's kinda sad b/c they hardly get to see each other anymoer
[23:35:23PM] hyunbin: oh man BRENDON IS DATING SPENCER?
[23:35:25PM] hyunbin: :D????
[23:35:45PM] hyunbin: one time ryan is home for vacation and spencer is like 'ryan, come meet my boyfriend'
[23:35:55PM] hyunbin: ryan and brendon: *STARES AT EACH OTHER
[23:36:07PM] tardis80: but one day ryan flies from san fran to las vegas and he's on the same plane as brendon! who is in a very casual relationship with spencer. i mean, brendon moves around a lot too.
[23:36:16PM] hyunbin: yyyyy
[23:37:14PM] tardis80: and they're laughing and flirting on the plane and brendon says, so maybe i'll see you sometime in the city. and ryan ducks his head and says maybe and punches his number in brendons sidekick (it doesn't count since ryan's not attending on this flight!)
[23:37:26PM] tardis80: and then they meet at spencer's place
[23:37:31PM] tardis80: ryan: D:
[23:38:04PM] hyunbin: brendon: /bright smile "oh wow, you're SPENCER'S ryan? :)!!"
[23:38:35PM] tardis80: ryan's kinda pissed off at brendon at first. what the fuck was he thinking flirting with me like that? he better not break spencer's heart >:(
[23:38:51PM] tardis80: brendon: *oblivious*
[23:39:34PM] tardis80: but after teh visit is over, the next time brendon's on a flight ryan's attending, ryan keeps on pretending to be too busy and doesn't linger to talk.
[23:39:38PM] tardis80: brendon is confused
[23:40:54PM] hyunbin: oh boys
[23:42:12PM] tardis80: (MEANWHILE. jon totally rescues ryan from a drunk and handsy passenger. the man is taller than ryan and more than twice as wide and he backs ryan into the little kitchen compartment place. sir, you can't be in here. is there anything i can help you with?, ryan asks as he tries to keep teh annoyance out of his voice.
[23:43:35PM] tardis80: and the man grabs his wrist and ryan is considering whether it will be worth the trouble to brain him with the coffee carafe when he hears jon's voice. "hey what;s going on in here?" he's frowning as he pulls the guy off ryan.
[23:45:58PM] tardis80: and afterwards as the passenger is sent to his seat, and jon checks ryan's wrist carefully. "he didn't hurt you did he?" and he's very close and ryan's heart does a funny little two step.
[23:46:13PM] tardis80: IT'S THE FIRST TIME RYAN'S FELT FUNNY ABOUT JON.
[23:46:39PM] tardis80: and he blushes and jon notices and smiles. and they start sort of hanging out/dating.
[23:46:59PM] hyunbin: <3_________<3
[23:47:20PM] tardis80: their schedules are really similar so it's easy. (all of ryan's exes got pissy that ryan was away so much, and suspicious)
[23:48:04PM] tardis80: but brendon STILL is a frequent flyer and he just looks at ryan with these really intense eyes and it's unnerving.
[23:48:53PM] tardis80: and brendon corners him in the kitchen thing, saying did i do something wrong?
[23:49:57PM] tardis80: and ryan kind of huffs really loudly. it's annoying that brendon's a customer right now and ryan feels strange about being rude to him.
[23:51:44PM] tardis80: and really, brendon isn't supposed to be here. so he just says, it's nothing okay, i thought you and me...i thought there was something, but obviously i was wrong since you're dating my BEST FRIEND. it's just embarrassing okay? forget it
[23:52:55PM] tardis80: and he moves to turn away and brendon says, hey no, you weren't wrong. he puts his hand on ryan's shoulder and ryan turns really quickly, his eyes blazing. what so you're cheating on spencer? what the fuck, urie.
[23:54:12PM] tardis80: he;s totally gonna kick brendon's ass, but brendon holds up his hands. hey no you've got it all wrong. spencer and me we're not like that. we're just having fun. he's still kinda hung up on this guitarist he was in a band with in high school.
[23:54:17PM] tardis80: ryan: D: OMG
[23:54:30PM] hyunbin: OH JESUS
[23:54:34PM] hyunbin: BRENDON DOESN'T KNOW THAT'S RYAN
[23:54:49PM] tardis80: narrator: thus it comes to light that everyone loves ryan, WHICH IS HOW IT SHOULD BE IN THE WORLD.
[23:55:03PM] tardis80: bden is clueless
[23:55:53PM] tardis80: and then jon shows up again (he has a 6th sense for these things). "this guy bothering you?" and ryan mutters "no, you should return to your seat sir." and he is CONFUSED
[23:56:00PM] tardis80: and CONFLICTED
[23:56:01PM] hyunbin: /o\
[23:56:15PM] tardis80: all these hot guys are attracted to me, my life: so hard.
[23:56:44PM] tardis80: i dunno how to make it gsf though
[23:57:58PM] tardis80: but i really want jon and ryan to have mile high sex
[23:59:02PM] hyunbin: it's during a redeye flight!
[23:59:04PM] hyunbin: :D?
[23:59:15PM] hyunbin: FIVE HOUR PLANE RIDE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
[23:59:21PM] hyunbin: most people are asleep!
[23:59:57PM] tardis80: ryan is pressed against the mirror, his hands swiping through the fog made from his breath. he's going to have to wipe it later, but now all he can concentrate on is the motion of jon's hips. (yes! and jon came to get a coffee and ryan was looking all adorable and sleepy eyed so he kissed him ,and things escalated)
[00:00:31AM] hyunbin: jon totally blows ryan while fingering him. it takes all of ryan's selfcontrol to do nothing except the sound of his breath hitching.
[00:00:42AM] hyunbin: then ^ your jon-fucks-ryan thing happens :D
[00:00:45AM] tardis80: nnngh yes.
[00:02:03AM] tardis80: jon just meant to do a blowjob. the bathrooms are still small even in first class, and it's so so so against the rules to be doing this, but ryan pulls him up by his tie. fuck me, he moans against jon's lips and well. jon is just a man. how could he say no?
[00:02:26AM] tardis80: (is brendon on this flight?)
[00:04:16AM] hyunbin: THAT WOULD JUST BE MEAN
[00:04:17AM] hyunbin: xD
[00:04:26AM] tardis80: okay. *pouts*
[00:05:29AM] tardis80: and then. um. somehow gsf happens. ryan brings jon to meet spencer in las vegas! or maybe spencer visits ryan
[00:05:58AM] tardis80: and ryan takes him out to lunch to meet jon. (this is before brendon dropped his bombshell)
[00:06:58AM] tardis80: and when spencer says oh i'm gonna be in your area next week, we should totally meet up, (after brendon spills the beans) ryan is all nervous and upset.
[00:10:26AM] tardis80: aaaand i have to go now
[00:10:30AM] tardis80: see you later bb