Diary of a Genetic Nightmare, part III
rax construct shelter
well, okay, rax order other rax to construct shelter, happy now >:(
careful delegation of personal responsibility is cornerstone of civilization, and RAX have the big stick
rax tend to lesser intellects
serve rax well, rewarded with IMPRISONMENT AND SERVITUDE
... come on, stop being so damned happy, we are OPPRESSING YOU OKAY >:|
rax take out pent up aggression on defenseless bird things
er, RAX HUNT, yesss
rax FISH
with BARE HAND
this SUCKS
rax make AMAZING DISCOVERY: fire doesnt burn EVERYTHING, it MELTS skin of grocksthing
melted grocksthing metal then cool and make sharp sharp SHARP bits
sharp bits attached to sticks
sticks hurled into stuff REALLY REALLY HARD
CHALLENGERS APPROACHES
rax defeat all comers SINGLEHANDEDLY
some other guys helped too rax guess
burn baby burn
scary mask commemorate senseless slaughter of innocents
rax melt more metal, make stabbin' sticks for fish-stabbing purposes
these ones have HOOKS, see? rax get better at metalworking!
RAX TAKE YOU ALL ON
THEIR ROOF
THEIR ROOF
THEIR ROOF IS ON FIRE
because rax SET IT ON FIRE
rax make funny >:)
MASKS FOR THE MASK STACK
SLAUGHTER FOR SHEER PERSONAL AMUSEMENT
rax channel aggression into healthier avenues
no, just kidding
BOOMSHAKALAKA
someone hurry up and invent marshmallows okay
rax feel manlier with each addition to mask-stack
is towering affirmation that rax MORE BIGGER AND BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU
rax devote time to maintenance of infrastructure
sanitation can wait, rax make AXES
AND THEN THERE WERE TWO
HOW NOW, TEAL COW?!
oh come on
DO YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO?
BUZZ OFF, GROCKSTHING IS RAX'S NOW
grocks clearly scared off by demonstration of abject violence towards teal cows
GLORY SOON RAX'S
there can be ONLY ONE
GRRRAAAAAGGGGHHHhhHHGhhh
rax PARTY HARD
EVERY DAY
okay everybody shut up, rax get idea.
you guys, go build a thing. rax will stand here and look officious.
it's BEAUTIFUL. no more leaky roofs for RAX!
so hey, rax been thinkin'
rax only been scratching surface. need to study insides of grocksthing, make own moving machines
by rax, rax of course mean you guys, rax got lots of supervising to do
rax invent BUREAUCRACY!
rax deserves bigger letter! Rax!
you guys can keep the smaller ones, shut up or Rax hit you with stick
by the way Rax need bigger stick.
stick that can be delivered all the way across Raxsphere and smack folks like a million billion times harder, like so hard they all totally die from it
Rax sure you figures it out eventually.
NOW LET'S GET CRACKING
(by let's Rax of course mean you, Rax go sit in the shade on Rax's new chair)
... that was quick. you sure this thing move? whatever man
there LOTS of ground to cover
today, Rax rule city
tomorrow, Rax rule ALL RAXSPHERE
now someone get Rax something to eat, Rax is starving.
and bring Rax a drink.
and invent television. HURRY UP OKAY >:(
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