a conversation with my brain

[aesc]

Brain: Oh come on, I'm tired of this stupid paper.
aesc: Look, brain, we are going to finish it this week. We have to submit it ASAP. It's a line on the goddamn CV, for crying out loud. Now check the damn Latin and translation.
Brain: *pout* Very well, then. Stupiditas, nomen tuum aesc es. That means "Stupidity, thy name--"
aesc: I mean the Latin

Comments

[maychorian]

What're we gonna do tonight, Brain, huh?

The same thing we do every night, aesc. TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

[aesc]

At least, when we're not sitting here staring at Misha *sigh* The world-domination plan may be put off for another day.

(Clearly these pictures of Misha's are part of his strategy to beat me to becoming World Overperson. Well, Mr. Collins, that's only going to work for so long.)

[maychorian]

If I wasn't at the library right this minute, I would totally be staring at the pic nonstop until I'd had enough. It would take awhile.

World domination is just gonna have to wait, Brain.

[aesc]

I'm sitting in a rather uncomfortable kitchen chair (I have to distance myself from the tantalizing call of my Photoshop), and yet, I'm okay with that right now. *continues to stare*

[siriaeve]

Brain: We owe Siria porn.
aesc: PAPER.
Brain: PORN.

I like your Brain :>

Also, I appreciate the fact that Misha goes with organic bukkake.

[aesc]

My brain has Priorities, Siris.

Also, I appreciate the fact that Misha goes with organic bukkake.

It's the only way to go, really. Although you have to be careful... the FDA isn't very stringent on regulating organic/non-organic bukkake yet. Some bukkake claims it's organic, when it really isn't.

[siriaeve]

They are good priorities! Both John Sheppard and Meredith McKay appreciate them! \o/

[randomeliza]

Although you have to be careful... the FDA isn't very stringent on regulating organic/non-organic bukkake yet. Some bukkake claims it's organic, when it really isn't.

You know, I really can't imagine why Obama hasn't made this more of a priority. I find that pesticides in my bukkake really detract from the wholesomeness of the experience.

[winter_rogue]

omfg, he ... *stumbles away to find some ice water*

[aesc]

*flails weakly* Bring me a glass! Or... or a vat...

[winter_rogue]

how about a bathtub? bathtub vat?

*melt*

[thegrrrl2002]

I am glad that you and your brain finally came to an agreement.

I'm going to sit and stare for a while, too. And not think at all about what might have lead to the posing of that picture.

[aesc]

When it comes to looking at pictures of hot, ridiculous men, my brain and I usually are in complete harmony. For example, when Joe's portrait came out, my brain and I were both quite content to spend an hour looking at it.

And not think at all about what might have lead to the posing of that picture.

I have no idea, but I think that's because Misha's brain defies the comprehension of mere mortals.

[stillane]

After much thought and careful study, I believe it is the shirtlessness in that picture that kills me most. Because, see, there are two possibilities behind that: 1) he totally planned this out enough to remove the shirt and pose appropriately, which give credence to the Misha Collins Is an Evil Mastermind theory, or 2) he woke up of a morning, sans shirt and with stubble and bedhead, wandered into the kitchen, blinked, and declared, "Honey, get the camera. I have an Idea, and it is awesome."

I am not sure which scenario I prefer, honestly. *g*

[aesc]

Oh man, I can't decide which I prefer, either. I'm gonna have to think about that for the next little while. Although both scenarios boil down to him being insane and awesome, really.

[stillane]

Oh, clearly. Was there ever any doubt? The man has managed to create a performance art form out of Stonehenge hostage situations and synthesized yogurt bukkake, after all. *g*

(... You know, occasionally you type a sentence and go, Huh. Never thought I'd have occasion to use that particular combination of words in concert before. And then the implications of Rule 34 catch up with you, and it gets a whole 'nother level of odd. *blinks*)

[cobweb_diamond]

also, there will now be someone who types that particular set of words into google and ends up at this LJ, rather confused. ;)