There is a hole in the fuselage

[aerynvala]

The plane isn't crashing, yet, but...
The oxygen masks have dropped down
the plane is jerking from side to side
wind is whipping around the cabin,
debris is pelting you

The jackass on the aisle seat is yelling at you
complaining that you should be putting the oxygen mask
on the person in the middle seat

You do the right thing
You get your own oxygen mask on first

If jackass has breath to complain,
Jackass can take care of it himself

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