Daytripping to Disney (solo of course)
First before I start my anecdote with pics, I'd just like to say that I had my door open a minute ago and a pure white cat just came flying in. I am not shitting you. It scrambled under my bed before my roomate ran in saying "Oh my gosh! I am SO sorry! I'm not supposed to have her in here...you're not allergic are you?" The cat came out and they both went back to the room. God damn, what else is going to happen? I've been progressively losing sleep trying to adjust to everyone else's sleeping habits-I'm not used to everyone around me making so much noise when I'm asleep since my bedroom at home was completely isolated from the other rooms. So at 1:30 I woke up to (I assume) someone having sex, techno music, and a person driving by with a woofer so strong it shook me awake, at 6:30 I woke up again to my roomate (with the cat)'s alarm clock going off..and she didn't turn it off until 8:30 am. After two benadryl I finally caught some sleep.
OKAY enough bitchin' let's get to the daytrip pictchas!
Sunday I decided to take a day trip over to disney to test a backroad my parents and I found on a map, and anytime is a good time in my opinion to go to Disney. It didn't matter if I was all alone because I still get excited as ever pulling into that parking spot (this time in f'ing (erin?) MINNIE ....which is RIGHT next to the monorail station, the best spot next to Chip and Dale!). Since I was alone, I got to see shows and parades that I normally don't get to see with Wes. Throughout the day I guess people just assumed I was an untalkative teen to some families, since I just kind of kept merging in with people and standing around to get somewhere faster. I think the people in the haunted mansion thought I was crazy since I was pushing through to get to the spot where the door opens that no one really knows about. Voila! I was first in, babay. My tricks never fail. When I was standing in line for the monorail to the Magic Kingdom I noted that a 7-ish year old girl standing next to me in a cinderella gown told her brother, "I don't feel good, I think I may get sick." So I stepped away and (of course) right up to another family. Good timing! I have NEVER seen a little kid (or anyone, actually) barf this much. She threw her head down 5 times and chunked on that $100 gown of hers...not to mention the platform to board the monorail and a little down the side of the ramp people were walking up on. It was so hot that it just smelled absolutely rancid. It was a good thing that monorail pulled up when it did or else I think I and others would've started hurling. Gross.
When I finally got into the Kingdom, the show Cinderellabration was about to start...which is basically about how Cinderella finally is crowned a Disney Princess (the movie ends with her and Sir Charming getting MARRIED...not her coronation).
These dancers were the "royal court" and were honestly the most hideous women I've seen in a while. They were just...ugh...just ugh. Their faces were clay-like because they were painted with that nasty ass run-proof makeup. Also, they weren't very good dancers.
Snow white showed us her 'O' face:
While Cinderella laughed at the stupid bitch:
Outcame Jasmine and Aladdin...and when I mean Outcame, I mean Aladdin literally came out of the closet right here. "Why how do you know, tina?" Because this Aladdin acted too gay to function on stage. He was supposed to lift her off the ground so she could kick, but that was the flimsiest wrist I've ever seen. He even did a wrist flick at her! What a F-A-G-G-O-T.
This woman kept jumping in front of me and was having an identity crisis herself. Her make up was caked on like the dancer's and her gray roots were showing through shitty-bleached hair. Poor ugly thing.
One of many dresses of the princesses made out of their own dolls. Pretty cool in real life:
Donald sighting!!!! He's rare to find walking around, so of course I shot him from across the street to make a lovely fois gras.
Speaking of sightings...I had an ELVIS sighting! He was walking so fast down mainstreet, I said "SHIT" and grabbed for my camera. Mutton chops, styled hair, and aviators. Make no mistake...Elvis is alive, and he's hiding with Walt Disney's frozen carcass. (PS- I did not make the other people blurry, he was walking this fast.)
Midway through I decided to reward myself for going my first day completely on my own with a delish Sundae. I eat my feelings, okay?
And I was not alone! This little guy was walking on my toes to get some wafflecone. I snuck him some before a Cast Member came up and shooed him away, calling him a "moocher" and apologizing to me profusely. Hey, I was having fun with this duck-dog.
A parade was about to start and I never get to see them, so I got me a good spot right before the parade ends its route and shot away, Lee Harvey Oswald style babay.
Hooker shoe lady:
These dancers in the parade were a lot better technically, but they still had that anti-run makeup on. FUgLy.
DAMN CHIMNEY SWEEPS IN MAH GRILL!
Alice and Wendy lookin' pretty busted up...
This guy was strapped onto a platform stool and actually drawing during the parade, he drew a complete Mickey Mouse by time it got to me.
An old-looking but still classy Belle blowing me a kiss:
One of the mice from Cinderella saying hello:
The fairy godmother giving my Voldemort-strength powers:
And Cinderelly herself:
My weed buddy Jiminy C givin' it ups:
Some scary ass rabbits walking around...
Peter Pan being a complete queer as usual...
Fairy fight! Aladdin and Peter Pan were right in the middle of this, btw
The best! They both blew me kisses...hooray!
and finally...whatchu say to me, bitch!?
Overall I took 168 pics. It was a good day even if I WAS solo. Catch ya later...hope you enjoyed!
♥ Tina
OKAY enough bitchin' let's get to the daytrip pictchas!
Sunday I decided to take a day trip over to disney to test a backroad my parents and I found on a map, and anytime is a good time in my opinion to go to Disney. It didn't matter if I was all alone because I still get excited as ever pulling into that parking spot (this time in f'ing (erin?) MINNIE ....which is RIGHT next to the monorail station, the best spot next to Chip and Dale!). Since I was alone, I got to see shows and parades that I normally don't get to see with Wes. Throughout the day I guess people just assumed I was an untalkative teen to some families, since I just kind of kept merging in with people and standing around to get somewhere faster. I think the people in the haunted mansion thought I was crazy since I was pushing through to get to the spot where the door opens that no one really knows about. Voila! I was first in, babay. My tricks never fail. When I was standing in line for the monorail to the Magic Kingdom I noted that a 7-ish year old girl standing next to me in a cinderella gown told her brother, "I don't feel good, I think I may get sick." So I stepped away and (of course) right up to another family. Good timing! I have NEVER seen a little kid (or anyone, actually) barf this much. She threw her head down 5 times and chunked on that $100 gown of hers...not to mention the platform to board the monorail and a little down the side of the ramp people were walking up on. It was so hot that it just smelled absolutely rancid. It was a good thing that monorail pulled up when it did or else I think I and others would've started hurling. Gross.
When I finally got into the Kingdom, the show Cinderellabration was about to start...which is basically about how Cinderella finally is crowned a Disney Princess (the movie ends with her and Sir Charming getting MARRIED...not her coronation).
These dancers were the "royal court" and were honestly the most hideous women I've seen in a while. They were just...ugh...just ugh. Their faces were clay-like because they were painted with that nasty ass run-proof makeup. Also, they weren't very good dancers.
Snow white showed us her 'O' face:
While Cinderella laughed at the stupid bitch:
Outcame Jasmine and Aladdin...and when I mean Outcame, I mean Aladdin literally came out of the closet right here. "Why how do you know, tina?" Because this Aladdin acted too gay to function on stage. He was supposed to lift her off the ground so she could kick, but that was the flimsiest wrist I've ever seen. He even did a wrist flick at her! What a F-A-G-G-O-T.
This woman kept jumping in front of me and was having an identity crisis herself. Her make up was caked on like the dancer's and her gray roots were showing through shitty-bleached hair. Poor ugly thing.
One of many dresses of the princesses made out of their own dolls. Pretty cool in real life:
Donald sighting!!!! He's rare to find walking around, so of course I shot him from across the street to make a lovely fois gras.
Speaking of sightings...I had an ELVIS sighting! He was walking so fast down mainstreet, I said "SHIT" and grabbed for my camera. Mutton chops, styled hair, and aviators. Make no mistake...Elvis is alive, and he's hiding with Walt Disney's frozen carcass. (PS- I did not make the other people blurry, he was walking this fast.)
Midway through I decided to reward myself for going my first day completely on my own with a delish Sundae. I eat my feelings, okay?
And I was not alone! This little guy was walking on my toes to get some wafflecone. I snuck him some before a Cast Member came up and shooed him away, calling him a "moocher" and apologizing to me profusely. Hey, I was having fun with this duck-dog.
A parade was about to start and I never get to see them, so I got me a good spot right before the parade ends its route and shot away, Lee Harvey Oswald style babay.
Hooker shoe lady:
These dancers in the parade were a lot better technically, but they still had that anti-run makeup on. FUgLy.
DAMN CHIMNEY SWEEPS IN MAH GRILL!
Alice and Wendy lookin' pretty busted up...
This guy was strapped onto a platform stool and actually drawing during the parade, he drew a complete Mickey Mouse by time it got to me.
An old-looking but still classy Belle blowing me a kiss:
One of the mice from Cinderella saying hello:
The fairy godmother giving my Voldemort-strength powers:
And Cinderelly herself:
My weed buddy Jiminy C givin' it ups:
Some scary ass rabbits walking around...
Peter Pan being a complete queer as usual...
Fairy fight! Aladdin and Peter Pan were right in the middle of this, btw
The best! They both blew me kisses...hooray!
and finally...whatchu say to me, bitch!?
Overall I took 168 pics. It was a good day even if I WAS solo. Catch ya later...hope you enjoyed!
♥ Tina