This campus is going down the shitter
And I need to get out of here.
I was harrassed not once, not twice, but three! THREE times by Security tonite.
First time was outside the VR. Ken Alvord (if you see him, spit in his face) took my 2/3 bottle of Wild Turkey away from me. Just cause I was sitting outside the VR on the patio with it, in a bag.
Ok, fair enough, he's just doing his job.
INSTANCE NUMBER TWO
After that incdident I go to Hiett to grab my bottle of wine. The security guy are sitting by the gate near the Rec in their car. I try to walk on as I normally do.
They yell out "Hey, Bob!"
I try to pretend they didn't say that and try to keep walking.
HEY BOB
Ugh, I walk over.
"What's in the bag, grapes?"
"Yeah," me, "I try to keep a balanced diet"
...
The guy asks my last name, says he'll take my word that I'm 21, says get the underage people home, and don't get them drunker, so I go to greenfire.
Band's playing, sweet, but then security comes into the basement. I'm talking to Allyn, Security comes, talks to her, looks at me, says "Is that your strawberries?", pointing at the bottle of wine I had on the floor.
"Yeah, they're quite tasty" I replied
"Ok, keep it at capacity, please?" said Security (note the entire lack of good judgement in the usage of capitalization and punctuation. Yess)
3 times.
I neeed to get out of here.
But summer here > summer at home, so I stay here.
This might be rambly and make little to no sense. Chronologically nor linearly.
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I was harrassed not once, not twice, but three! THREE times by Security tonite.
First time was outside the VR. Ken Alvord (if you see him, spit in his face) took my 2/3 bottle of Wild Turkey away from me. Just cause I was sitting outside the VR on the patio with it, in a bag.
Ok, fair enough, he's just doing his job.
INSTANCE NUMBER TWO
After that incdident I go to Hiett to grab my bottle of wine. The security guy are sitting by the gate near the Rec in their car. I try to walk on as I normally do.
They yell out "Hey, Bob!"
I try to pretend they didn't say that and try to keep walking.
HEY BOB
Ugh, I walk over.
"What's in the bag, grapes?"
"Yeah," me, "I try to keep a balanced diet"
...
The guy asks my last name, says he'll take my word that I'm 21, says get the underage people home, and don't get them drunker, so I go to greenfire.
Band's playing, sweet, but then security comes into the basement. I'm talking to Allyn, Security comes, talks to her, looks at me, says "Is that your strawberries?", pointing at the bottle of wine I had on the floor.
"Yeah, they're quite tasty" I replied
"Ok, keep it at capacity, please?" said Security (note the entire lack of good judgement in the usage of capitalization and punctuation. Yess)
3 times.
I neeed to get out of here.
But summer here > summer at home, so I stay here.
This might be rambly and make little to no sense. Chronologically nor linearly.
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