...now I can't even take my catapult on the plane with me.


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"Shocked" That It's Not Healthy, Mother Sues NutellaSome of the comments on this are great. But seriously, there are a lot worse things people eat for breakfast. At least Nutella contains actual nutrients. People eat pancakes and waffles for breakfast every day and they are almost completely devoid of any nutritional value ( Read more... )

Here's a Pumpkapiller to keep you company...


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...I give you the traffic jam from hell.

Chinese Traffic Jam Enters 10th Day

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Daylight Savings Time is a silly, outdated concept and I don't know why we still do it except that people in this country can't accept change even when it makes sense ( Read more... )

BATHROOM PAINTED FLOOR!!!

IMAGINE YOU ARE AT A PARTY ...

Tenth floor of a hi-rise building.....

AND THEN YOU HAVE TO VISIT THE BATHROOM...

You open the door...
NOW, REMEMBER
THE FLOOR IS JUST A PAINTED FLOOR!

KINDA TAKES YOUR BREATH AWAY.....

DOESN'T IT?

Scroll sloooooooowly. ...


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I just had to share this...
This guy has no clue.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/07/28/buried.millions.ap/index.html

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 I was so hoping to be out of here by now.  I'm giving my class a test.  I figure, half an hour, tops.  I've been sitting here for an hour now and I still have two students taking the test.  It's a fucking arithmetic test AND THEY'RE ALLOWED TO USE A CALCULATOR.   WTF!