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just a few things i think you all should know about me:
this is not a hicky on my neck.
i smacked myself with a curling iron and then got a hairbrush cought in the sizling flesh and tore out a chunk of my neck.
i am not stoned.
i fell asleep with my contacts in while cramming for finals and something got in my eye, got trapped in the contact, and spread bacteria to my face which made my eyeballs burn with pain, and my eyelids swell up to the size of underripe lemons.
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in the next couple of days, if i call you by a different name, do your best to be nice and let it slide. chances are, i can't make out your features because of my inflamed and contact-less eyeballs.
also, if you see me heading straight for a wall, canyon, or nearby marine recruiting station, do me a favor and re-direct me. chances are i'll walk into, walk off, or march inside without intent, or warning.
that would be juuuuust dandy.
*sigh*
it's good to have friends.