Dad: I'm moderate.

Mom: No you are not. You are absolutely not. You are Rush Limbaugh's left arm.

Candace: At least she didn't say he was R.L.'s right hand.

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I finally re-started the pair of socks I was knitting before I got wrapped up in my thesis ( Read more... )

Mom: That tea is expensive! Why is it so expensive?
Me: Mom, it's certified organic, sustainable, kosher, fair trade Chai-Spice Yerba Mate. That's a synonym for "Made by a small corporation run by hippies on the West coast."

I was going to work on my thesis and I suppose that I theoretically still could but I'm just not sure if that is going to happen tonight ( Read more... )

So I know I've said this before many a times but I just need to say it again ( Read more... )