college game day
today has been quite ridiculous. around 3:00pm I found myself drunk on my porch with a super-size pixi stick. the man who sold it to me did not even know what city he was in.
i originally planned to spend the day getting caught up with homework. however, when the neighbors started blaring gatorboots and setting up a beer pong table at noon, i realized that things would be going much differently for me.
we set up our t.v. on the front porch and got a keg of miller lite to watch graham brown dominate the badgers. graham brown scares the shit out of me, but he used to cheat off me in the monkey class, so i feel as though i can call him a buddy.
last night was my semi formal in lansing. people were pouring shots in my mouth from the second floor of the riverboat, except most of it just went in my eyes. i tried walking home in my 4-inch stilettos and almost started crying. jairus was a little less than sympathetic. then i had a pretty crazy phone conversation. "weird talk, eh?" yep. certainly was.
i originally planned to spend the day getting caught up with homework. however, when the neighbors started blaring gatorboots and setting up a beer pong table at noon, i realized that things would be going much differently for me.
we set up our t.v. on the front porch and got a keg of miller lite to watch graham brown dominate the badgers. graham brown scares the shit out of me, but he used to cheat off me in the monkey class, so i feel as though i can call him a buddy.
last night was my semi formal in lansing. people were pouring shots in my mouth from the second floor of the riverboat, except most of it just went in my eyes. i tried walking home in my 4-inch stilettos and almost started crying. jairus was a little less than sympathetic. then i had a pretty crazy phone conversation. "weird talk, eh?" yep. certainly was.