i love black bean salad.
Today I took my flour-encrusted jacket to the dry cleaners. At the last moment, I remembered to check my pockets. Inside I found a pack of parliament lights and about 15 slices of Kraft singles. "Um, I really have NO explanation for this." Yeah, good one Strohmer. Or should I say, "the THUNDER." I cannot even begin to describe the look on that girl's face when I handed her the cheese so she could throw it away.
I also stopped by Greeks for some free black bean salad today and my boss starting telling me about this bad trip he had once on shrooms. "Yeah, I was floating out of my body, above the earth, and eventually I was in outerspace. Then I was talking to Jesus and the devil at the same time." What the fuck? That is MESSED UP. He also took the opportunity to tell me that he had remained a virgin until marriage and had once blacked out and parked a car in 5 feet of shrubs.
Fabulous.
and my computer is broken AGAIN.
I also stopped by Greeks for some free black bean salad today and my boss starting telling me about this bad trip he had once on shrooms. "Yeah, I was floating out of my body, above the earth, and eventually I was in outerspace. Then I was talking to Jesus and the devil at the same time." What the fuck? That is MESSED UP. He also took the opportunity to tell me that he had remained a virgin until marriage and had once blacked out and parked a car in 5 feet of shrubs.
Fabulous.
and my computer is broken AGAIN.