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23. Date Me Baby One More Time by Stephanie Rowe
Justine is a Guardian--she protects Desdemona's Temptation, the source of the elixir of immortality, from falling into the wrong hands. She's been doing this for the last couple hundred years and is bored out of her flipping mind. Sex-starved, too, because Guardians aren't allowed to have sex. Her roommate and successor, Theresa, is stuck permanently in dragon form. She can't leave their apartment, so she spends most of her time having cybersex and trying to avoid getting irritated enough to set things on fire. Oh, and Desdemona's Temptation is nicknamed Mona and is generally disguised as an espresso machine. And then there's Derek--his family curse says he's doomed to death if he doesn't kill the Guardian and take the elixir. He and Justine fall madly in lust, even though they're both supposed to kill each the other, and decide to figure out the curse thing as a team.
Ridiculous, over-the-top, silly, trashy brain candy. It was fun.
Justine is a Guardian--she protects Desdemona's Temptation, the source of the elixir of immortality, from falling into the wrong hands. She's been doing this for the last couple hundred years and is bored out of her flipping mind. Sex-starved, too, because Guardians aren't allowed to have sex. Her roommate and successor, Theresa, is stuck permanently in dragon form. She can't leave their apartment, so she spends most of her time having cybersex and trying to avoid getting irritated enough to set things on fire. Oh, and Desdemona's Temptation is nicknamed Mona and is generally disguised as an espresso machine. And then there's Derek--his family curse says he's doomed to death if he doesn't kill the Guardian and take the elixir. He and Justine fall madly in lust, even though they're both supposed to kill each the other, and decide to figure out the curse thing as a team.
Ridiculous, over-the-top, silly, trashy brain candy. It was fun.