And that doesn't mean what you think it does you filthy minded person ( Read more... )

For my entire adult life, as a self proclaimed sexual pervert, I have never heard of, until recently,  Betty Dodson.

Man have I been missing out on one really cool woman!

And her website is awesome too.

If all it takes to look that good at almost 80 is lots and lots of masturbation and sex...I'm up for that challenge!

Just call me Ernest.

I've got a lot ( Read more... )

For the last 10+ days, someone has been falling asleep late in the afternoon. Elli and Gwen have been taking turns...yesterday both of them did.

Why is this a problem do you ask? They are sufficiently old enough to not really need a nap anymore...so when they do, especially one later in the day...they won't go to bed until late (read past my ( Read more... )

I admit, I might have to think about it for awhile, but I'd choose sex over the internet in the end*.

Survey: Many would take Internet over sex
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Now you can do both at the same time! And the French did it first.

Its an interactive porn video and shopping experience. Bits from the Shai 2006 catalog. Only the first one works as it was designed.

WARNING! NSFW it really is porn! Money shots, condoms, and everything. You can also buy the clothes they wear.

Girl on Girl
Girl on Boy
Boy on Boy

I have ( Read more... )

So this weekend, I decided that Joe needed jumping early in the day while the kids were awake. Normally when Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is on the babble box, we can count on 22-24 uninterrupted minutes to ourselves. Not this time.

*patter*patter*patter*patter*patter*patter*patter*patter*

"Mommy!" *opens door* "Hi!"

"Go watch TV Elli. Mommy and Daddy are ( Read more... )