today is not my day
I had a very eventful morning today. I was taking a delicious jacuzzi bath (you all remember my bathtub, otherwise know as my pleasuretub of love) and if it isn't already obvious I was masturbating. I was almost done when suddenly... A GIANT MOTHERFUCKING SPIDER MOTHERFUCKER JUMPED ON MY FACE... after running out of my tub in a flat second I danced
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hell... i have so much to tell you. so much. so much new miranews. i want to hear how you've been.
i was in love with three men two weeks ago, but now i'm madly in love with just one and i'm too shy to tell him. but i am talking to him right now about the emmy awards.
call me if you get this tonight?
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