I am so much better than you [Open]

[a_keytard]

Who: Sora (Open)
When: Today
What: Sora is going to Junes and is so much better than everyone else because he save the worlds and is a junior hero so there.
Warnings: None

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[triedforce]

Link had also stopped by Junes, and was weaving through the rows of clothing looking for a particular evil king. Last time he was in Junes, he got lost and that...woman...found him, so he concluded that this place was full of evil, and the perfect place for Ganondorf to hide.

Instead of finding said evil king however, he bumped into Sora. Looking around, he made sure no one was listening in on what he was saying. "You haven't seen an evil king around here, have you?"

[a_keytard]

Sora scoffed at Link. An evil King? He already taken care of all of those types in the last two episodes. “There’s not a single evil King in stock, I’ve taken care of all the evil doers ever.” Because, really he pretty much had.

“You just have to realize how awesome I am, and that I’m not some junior hero.” Because, damnit he was a full fledge hero.

Feel free to punch Link if you must.

[triedforce]

Link raised an eyebrow. Sora's attitude was pretty aggravating. "I don't think so. I was the one to take down Ganondorf the first time, though, I'm sure he's wandering around here somewhere." He looked around him suspiciously, as if Ganondorf would pop out of the racks of clothing.

He turned back to Sora. "A junior hero? I've never heard of that. I'm the Hero of Time myself." He couldn't help but grin a bit. It felt good to be someone important.

Eventually~

[a_keytard]

“More like you’re the Hero of Lame” Because, Link was a midget, not that Sora wasn’t either, but that didn’t matter right now. “I mean c’mon… if he’s around him someplace, that means you didn’t do your job. Obviously, I’m the better hero and you’re just a zero.”

It was a ridiculous soap opera moment complete with Sora shaking his head from side to side in that chicken neck “oh no you didn’t” type way. If Link didn’t watch out, there was going to be a fight in the middle of the junior’s section of Junes.

YAY DRAMA!

[triedforce]

Link frowned. This kid obviously didn't know what he was talking about. Surly, if he saw someone or something as terrifying and powerful as Ganondorf, he would piss himself.

"Yeah. Keep telling that to yourself." He didn't have time to waste on such an idiot. He had the King of Evil to find. He turned on his heel and returned to his search.

[a_keytard]

Oh, he wasn't walking away from him, was he? He wasn't going to have that. He was the the highclass socialite bitch of the soap opera, he just couldn't be ignored...

"You...you...you...." Sora wasn't very good at insults so instead he just pushed Link into a rack of clothes. Why, because that was how things worked!

[triedforce]

Link tumbled over into a rack of clothes with a crash. At least the material cushioned him from the floor a bit.

He glared up at Sora. He couldn't believe it, but there was no other explanation. He had to be one of Ganondorf's minions! He picked himself up and reached behind his back to grab the hilt of his sword. "You're one of his minions, aren't you?"

[a_keytard]

“Geez, you’re so stupid. I’m not one of his minions!” Sora huffed a bit. Jeez, what was with this guy talking about minions and stuff. “I did that because you’re a jerk who needs to know his role!” Like he cared if Link had a sword, he was the master of the keyblade, and keyblades were infinitely better than swords. See how is just appeared out of thin air, Sora bet Link couldn’t do anything as awesome as that.

[triedforce]

Link honestly didn't care how Sora acquired his weapon. He just cared how he used the...giant key. What kind of weapon was that anyway?

Sora could deny it all he wanted, but Link knew that he had to be working for Ganondorf. He took his sword and shield and prepared himself for a fight. "I think you need to learn yours as well." Oh yeah. This kid would be locked in the Sacred Realm along with the Evil King.

[a_keytard]

Giant keys were the best weapon ever. It was like a sword, but key… how cool was that!? “Pffft. You’re nothing compared to the Nobodies I’ve defeated. Ha ha ha ha” Yes, there needed to be some dramatic laughter thrown in there somewhere.

See, and he told Riku that there were bad things going on, so what if it wasn’t from one of the Nobody teachers…

[triedforce]

How could he call himself a hero if he didn't fight anyone? Someone needed to get this guy out of his own little world and into the real one.

Link put himself in a defensive position. He didn't want to fight if he really didn't have to. "Look, believe what you want, but I have something more important to do than fight you." Ganondorf could be waiting nearby, waiting for Link to get distracted before attacking. He couldn't let that happen.

They're jsut going to puff their chests at each other, aren't they XD

[a_keytard]

"You some kind of chocobo? Chiiiicken?" He balanced the keyblade on his shoulder grinning. "I mean, I can understand you being afraid of the Keyblade master and all, but at least make a better act of it."

Afterall, Sora had already knocked him down once, Link had no chance against him. At least, that was what Sora was thinking.

Maaaaaaaaybeeeeeeeeeeeee :P

[triedforce]

"You're the one who wants to fight so bad. Why don't you come after me first?" Come one. He was armed with a key. That, and Link had experience fighting people who boasted so much about themselves. They always lost. Not that he didn't think that Sora couldn't fight, but he was reminding him of a certain Kokiri who had always been out to get him...

[a_keytard]

Well, this was Sora and he was just weird when he was fighting. Which was probably why Link was going to get a keyblade thrown at him like a boomerang. Hey, he had no problem beating Link up, if he really had to prove that he was that awesome.

[triedforce]

Link raised his shield to block the flying giant key that Sora hurled at his head. He really didn't want to fight Sora, as he didn't think he willingly became Ganondorf's minion. (He remembered the spell that was placed on Naburoo to make her a puppet.)

Link stepped forward and swung his sword. If only he could knock that spell off of Sora without killing him...

Sora: /throws key, throws key throws key AHAHAHA idk

[a_keytard]

It didn't matter where the keyblade landed it would simply reappear in Sora's hand when he needed it to. So when it flashed back into appearance, Sora used it to block Link's sword. Be impressed or he's going to get upset.