I am so much better than you [Open]

[a_keytard]

Who: Sora (Open)
When: Today
What: Sora is going to Junes and is so much better than everyone else because he save the worlds and is a junior hero so there.
Warnings: None

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[triedforce]

Link had also stopped by Junes, and was weaving through the rows of clothing looking for a particular evil king. Last time he was in Junes, he got lost and that...woman...found him, so he concluded that this place was full of evil, and the perfect place for Ganondorf to hide.

Instead of finding said evil king however, he bumped into Sora. Looking around, he made sure no one was listening in on what he was saying. "You haven't seen an evil king around here, have you?"

[a_keytard]

Sora scoffed at Link. An evil King? He already taken care of all of those types in the last two episodes. “There’s not a single evil King in stock, I’ve taken care of all the evil doers ever.” Because, really he pretty much had.

“You just have to realize how awesome I am, and that I’m not some junior hero.” Because, damnit he was a full fledge hero.

Feel free to punch Link if you must.

[triedforce]

Link raised an eyebrow. Sora's attitude was pretty aggravating. "I don't think so. I was the one to take down Ganondorf the first time, though, I'm sure he's wandering around here somewhere." He looked around him suspiciously, as if Ganondorf would pop out of the racks of clothing.

He turned back to Sora. "A junior hero? I've never heard of that. I'm the Hero of Time myself." He couldn't help but grin a bit. It felt good to be someone important.

Eventually~

[a_keytard]

“More like you’re the Hero of Lame” Because, Link was a midget, not that Sora wasn’t either, but that didn’t matter right now. “I mean c’mon… if he’s around him someplace, that means you didn’t do your job. Obviously, I’m the better hero and you’re just a zero.”

It was a ridiculous soap opera moment complete with Sora shaking his head from side to side in that chicken neck “oh no you didn’t” type way. If Link didn’t watch out, there was going to be a fight in the middle of the junior’s section of Junes.