Fox is optioning an American version of Torchwood. Massachusetts has a Republican US Senator.
I have officially woken up in the seventh circle of hell. Way to ruin everything good in the world.
NOOOOOOOOOOO.
Edited to Add: Oh god, oh god, did you see the line about how they "may try to reboot Doctor Who for US audiences"? I just threw up a little in my mouth. My country f*cks everything up. Screw it. I'm moving to England Scotland. It's where all the hot men are. Except when they're in LA filming awful American television shows.