toma should quit JE, form a duo with shirota yuu and go around pleasuring women. oh yes.

Dec 08, 2008 21:01

You know how previously, I always thought that nobody could top Squeenix when it came to whoring itself out to the fangirls? I take back what I said. I am wrong. So wrong. I was a young and naive child who did not know how the world worked without the JOHNNY'S.

And my discovery of them was like being slapped on the back by baby Jesus. Good job ( Read more... )

johnnys in the house, obsession is never out of style

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blackcrows December 8 2008, 16:08:20 UTC
What the hell are you doing putting my bukol prince and bukol kinf in # 3 and 4, respectively?

PS. Yamapi, Tegoshi, Bakanishi, the rest of Kanjani 8, NEWS and Kattun should all die in hell. Whilst Hey Say Jump! should be send to pedophile hell. Shirota Yuu is fucking sablay compared to Eiji Wentz.

and I will go do 3-some with Sho and Ohno. Because my 2 ovaries are meant for them. Wurd!

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adventine December 8 2008, 17:24:20 UTC
Dude. Have you seen Ryo's abs?!?


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blackcrows December 8 2008, 17:32:23 UTC
wala kong pakielam sa abs ni ryo dahil hindi naman ako mabubuntis nyan.
i stick with ohno and sho.

pero fine, i like ryo kasi he stars in a drama with nino and he proves to be worthy naman.
bakanishi is a mistake of kame-sama, like yamapit, tegoshi, news, hey say jump! kanjani and rest of kattun (aside from kame and koki).

i prefer KinKi Kids over all those Johnny's. At least Domouto Kyoshi can sing!

Tangina, naiirita ko sa muka ni Shirota Yuu. Fucking dick-face haha!! No care if Eiji and Koike are banging each other. Dude, there was an Ohmiya before!

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adventine December 9 2008, 14:04:41 UTC
Ryusei no Kizuna. LOL. In fairness magkamukha si Ryo at Nino.

Nakalimutan ko pala sabihin, ang Hey Say Jump may potential. 10 boys! Hintayin mo lang mag age of majority yon, ulam na! Kaso nga lang andami sa kanilang pangit. Slim pickings pa rin.

HOY MARUNONG KUMANTA SI TOMA HA. Pero lahat sila may tendency na maipit yung boses. Parang may pinipiga sa lalamunan nila na di ko maintindihan.

Kailangan ko ipagtanggol si Shirota Yuu. OKAY LANG NAMAN SIYA AH. Mejo unconventional yung ilong (i.e. BEAKY) pero amputiiiiii. Parang kanin!

At oo, alam ko nag eexist ang Ohmiya. Pero di ba front lang nila yun sa fangirls nila?

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blackcrows December 9 2008, 14:27:06 UTC
You have to hear Ohno sing and Sho rap. It's zeh SHIT! Ohno voice is like made of eucalyptus and Sho's rap, although not like Snoop Dogg or something, is so good. And it has sense pa.

I hate Shirota Yuu, he tried to be Tezuka from The Prince of Tennis and like.. uh... DUH!

Ryusei is maganda. I wanna watch the ending naaaa!!! They look alike but Nino is smaller and wears an apron. Weee!!

Toma can sing, I can say that. And Kame too. But the rest are questionable. Burn Hey Say Jump! Spot Chinen Yuuri, nagpapaka-fanboy over Ohno. Uh, puhleez small boy you haven't got the vulva!!

It's called fanservice. Oo fanservice lang yon, pero that twerp Nino kissed Ohno on the lips on his birthday, I think that was in Fukuoka and calls Ohno daisuki. Tangina, kumag. Ang lakas mang-inggit!

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adventine December 10 2008, 17:22:46 UTC
Ohno: Pwede pala siyang menthol candy e! Talo pa ang Maxx!

Shirota Yuu: Di ba siya nga si Tezuka? Naalala ko pinanuod ko yung Prince of Tennis movie trailers tapos siya na yung andun?

Ryuusei: MAOU MUNA! Gagi ang eeeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiil no Ohno excited na ako to death! Tsaka sa mga chismis na naririnig ko, sobrang ganda daw ng ending!

Chinen Yuuri: OH. MY. GOD. Jade ang bata! Ihagis mo nalang to sa mga DOM pag naasar ka. Sigurado patay siya.

Nino: DAISUKI AMPUTA. Ubos na pala first kiss ni Bukol King e. Thank God walang ganyan si Toma. OH WAIT. YAMAPI. Fucking shit pag may ginawa ang kumag sa aking husbando papatay ako ng tao. AKIN LANG ANG PURI NI TOMA!!

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blackcrows December 10 2008, 18:03:57 UTC
If something is evil, like Maou diba, then somebody's bound to die. That's an inevitable shit, and that's the ending dude haha. I just spoilt your Maou fantasy. Ohno makes the singkit eyes when he's in his red room. Hahaha!! Naruse is my lawyer man.

Chinen Yuuri should be sold in India to cater gross DOM. Twice gross.

Pero ok lang, I just ignore Nino's aggression towards Palakol. Tangina Yamapi. PUTANGINA!! Lahat ng JE may ka-love team, it appeals to the Japanese people.

I've made a paper about Japanese pop culture and homosexuality sa Cultural Anthropology class ko eh, JE can be studied scholarly dude!

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