hello i am drunk

[adungee]

hello my name is kevin
i work at pop a jons
i like to drive crazy
my car kinda sucks
i like it when people rub my boobies
i like to tell sela she rules cuz she does
shes so awsome
robert tried to steal my car
he threatened me while i was in-tox-i-cated
i luv sela
and when steven humps me
i am laying next to steven naked in his bed
its soft
hes soft
i like dildos in my ass
and i got caught watching gay kiddy porn in the livingroom
i like watching 2yr olds
getting fucked by dogs
i want everyone to stare at me at work
but give me a breathalyzer first
i like ducks
i have a hard on
i want to fuck all my friends in the ass
i am a walrus that had sex with a monkey
and the mouse was high he had a bigger dick than me
steven dont drool on me
i had a animal condom and i left it in the office at work
jiggle jiggle jiggle my balls go higgle higgle higgle
my password is asdfhjkl;
i like cats
i like dogs
i want to get laid can anybody help me
if you choke my chicken i will cum
it is 630 in the morning
i like being the reciever in my relationships
i like to masterbate lol lol
i am also bisexual
my tits jiggle