a modest proposal
Because I've already got the crankypants zipped a little too tight...
Can I just stab the next person who asks about parking their car for cheap in Manhattan, cheap parking near an airport (SEA, LGA, JFK, any of them really), avoiding bridge tolls, and the like?
DEAR CAR-DRIVING POPULATION: CAR OWNERSHIP IS NOT CHEAP. IT WILL NEVER BE CHEAP AGAIN. DEAL.
Special addendum for the car-driving population in NYC: YOU ARE IN THE CITY WITH THE BEST PUBLIC TRANSIT IN THIS ENTIRE COUNTRY. DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE.
Can I just stab the next person who asks about parking their car for cheap in Manhattan, cheap parking near an airport (SEA, LGA, JFK, any of them really), avoiding bridge tolls, and the like?
DEAR CAR-DRIVING POPULATION: CAR OWNERSHIP IS NOT CHEAP. IT WILL NEVER BE CHEAP AGAIN. DEAL.
Special addendum for the car-driving population in NYC: YOU ARE IN THE CITY WITH THE BEST PUBLIC TRANSIT IN THIS ENTIRE COUNTRY. DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE.