... i have not words
Ok, THIS is friggin' hilarious.
I'm taking pauldf's advice and unsubscribing from the DMA mailing lists. Most of the way through the process, they urge you to reconsider, citing environmental impacts.
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Important: You have selected to eliminate all mailings from organizations participating in the DMA Mail Preference Service.
Are you sure you want to proceed?
The average household can save $1422 dollars per year from marketing offers. By eliminating all mail offers not only will you miss out on these savings, but you’ll miss out on at least 80% of all commercial offers and discounts!
And you will miss the environmental benefits of shopping at home rather than driving to the mall!
By replacing just two shopping trips to the mall each year with shopping by catalogs or direct mail, DMA estimates that Americans could:
When you click here, your name will be removed from future consumer prospect lists and you will see a significant reduction in all catalog and other commercial offers. If you wish to reconsider, click here.
DMA and all its members support the Commitment to Consumer Choice(CCC). These guidelines are designed to better serve consumers and your right to choose what type of marketing material you receive. If you have questions about the CCC please visit the DMA web site homepage.
www.the-dma.org
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Right, because all that paper - ALL THAT PAPER, and while we're playing tit-for-tat, the CO2 emissions from transporting it - has no environmental cost at all. Oh yeah, and I'm reading this ONLINE, which I hear is a convenient way to buy things from the comfort of your home.
Idiots.
Yay, unsubscribed now.
I'm taking pauldf's advice and unsubscribing from the DMA mailing lists. Most of the way through the process, they urge you to reconsider, citing environmental impacts.
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Important: You have selected to eliminate all mailings from organizations participating in the DMA Mail Preference Service.
Are you sure you want to proceed?
The average household can save $1422 dollars per year from marketing offers. By eliminating all mail offers not only will you miss out on these savings, but you’ll miss out on at least 80% of all commercial offers and discounts!
And you will miss the environmental benefits of shopping at home rather than driving to the mall!
By replacing just two shopping trips to the mall each year with shopping by catalogs or direct mail, DMA estimates that Americans could:
- Reduce the amount we drive by 3.3 billion miles.
- Reduce carbon dioxide emissions by more than 3 billion pounds.
- Save more than $490 million on gas costs.
When you click here, your name will be removed from future consumer prospect lists and you will see a significant reduction in all catalog and other commercial offers. If you wish to reconsider, click here.
DMA and all its members support the Commitment to Consumer Choice(CCC). These guidelines are designed to better serve consumers and your right to choose what type of marketing material you receive. If you have questions about the CCC please visit the DMA web site homepage.
www.the-dma.org
© Direct Marketing Association | Privacy Statement | Disclaimer
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Right, because all that paper - ALL THAT PAPER, and while we're playing tit-for-tat, the CO2 emissions from transporting it - has no environmental cost at all. Oh yeah, and I'm reading this ONLINE, which I hear is a convenient way to buy things from the comfort of your home.
Idiots.
Yay, unsubscribed now.