You know what?
This is just an update from two seconds ago. I hate weekends but I hate during the week days even more, and most of all I'm hating the people who are done with school right now, and who get to enjoy completely unadultered sunshine while I'm left with some milky-pudding shit floating around in the sky which reflects the light right into my eyes so that I walk around with a perpetual squint. That's what I'm called now: Squinty eyes. Squinty eyes and Dino Dork. Dino Dork because, well, I give tours about dinosaurs. I've got the dirt on the dinosaurs and on the museum. This was caught only last week on camera, now released as never-before-seen footage:
And you thought they were only fossils...morons.