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by popular demand...Houdini The Horny Hampster will be brought to you either daily..or weekly...or whenever the hell I feel like it. This will be a story I suppose. Warning: I must give you fair warning...this story contains some violence and acts that may not be suitable for persons with heart conditions or on any kind of medication, thank you.
CAUGHT IN THE ACT:::
Phillip is a trusting frog, he was raised to believe there is no such thing as liers, what you hear is the truth. When someone tells you they love you..they mean it. He was raised never to accuse anyone of anything no matter what the crime. Phillip is a frog who was raised with so much trust and so much love inside of him...that the second him and Houdini had their..."interaction" to him it was signing a marriage certificate. He thought when Houdini seduced him that it was his way of proposing...
So he got in his wedding atire and he was prepared to give Houdini his everything. His whole life. He thought he wanted it too. The moment their evening happened...Phillip went right to his best friend, ET and informed him of his big commitment. A joyful ET loaned his friend his support and informed him...he would always be there for him even though he will be married. After their chat, Phillip ran off to see if Houdini was ready for the ceremony... ---- Meanwhile, back at his apartment or "love shack" Houdini had met a beautiful bear named Berry, together they hit it off really well...and Houdini found he had developed feelings for the small bear, thinkiing Berry felt the same way as he did..
Little did they know...at that exact same moment in time..Our hero had walked to the front door, and when no one answered he was afraid Houdini was hurt or maybe he had slept through his alarm clock. Running around back he froze when he looked in the window..and saw...
A distraught Phillip ran back to the waiting arms of ET...who comforted him...and vowed together they would make Houdini pay...
------------ NEXT TIME ON HOUDINI THE HORNY HAMPSTER:
When Love, Anger and passion get in the way of his better judgement...
Will Phillip Make A Horrific Mistake?
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