No speak Chinese
My boss still thinks I can speak Chinese and wants me to meet a prospective client...who is Chinese.
So.
Ill be buying a Rosetta Stone.
Lord.
We've had this conversation before, that I do not speak Chinese.
(I thought he was trying to set me up on a date, and then he's like no lets try and open an office in Shanghai - people I haven't even graduated from law school, I can't be opening an international firm. Dear freaking lord.)
Dear God. I'm so stressed out.
He knows I don't speak. He's just messing with me. But Jesus lord baby in a manger. Just ugh.
Side note, are mothers offended when single women, like me, say they never want to have children?
Like its my choice. I'm not saying you're gross for having kids. I just don't want any of my own.