Me: http://www.facebook.com/seven.foot.tool?ref=mf

Every week, I try to find my new Facebook boyfriend.

Aalison:

haha

Me:

It will be a summer wedding. Late summer.

Aalison:

you know what? that's not a knife

Me:

HAHAHAHA.

It will do the job for murdering me in mid-August, however.

Aalison:

he looks like every bully ever cast in an early 90's film

Me:

Seriously.

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