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I recently spent nearly 3 weeks in Perth on my annual leave. The first lot of annual leave since October in 2006 ( Read more... )

"Crikey! I carked* it."

*carkverb 1. to die. --phrase 2. cark it, a. to collapse; die. b. (of a machine) to fail; break down. Also, kark. [? shortened form of carcass body of a slaughtered animal]
(Macquarie Book of Slang 'cark')

If Don Chipp got a state funeral surely the PM would offer...

My toilet got blocked.

A toilet auger was purchased.

My toilet flushes - FOR THE WIN!!!!

Feel the power.

I have annual leave from 19 June to 9 July and I intend to spend most of that time back in beautiful Western Australia. I am also brining my equally beautiful girlfriend Katrina.

Word.

We are clearly winning the "war on terror". Earth is a really rotten planet to live on right now and the Australian government is not helping to make it a peaceful place. Minutes ago this news reached the world media:

Bali blasts target tourist areas
http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200510/s1472676.htmLast Update: Sunday, October 2, 2005. 0: ( Read more... )

The United State, Spain, Australia (by proxy in Bali, Indonesia) and now the United Kingdom have been attacked by Al Qaeda movement terrorists. Reports of fatalities and injuries are uncertain at the moment but I won't be surprised if the numbers have risen dramatically when I wake up tomorrow morning (Perth Time UTC +8).

What a terrible world we ( Read more... )