Terrace chants
Boring 4 hours at work - with a hopefully more entertaining 4 hours of uni coming up
Anyway - time for terrance chants as the new premier league season kicks off very soon.
They are for laughing purposes and taking the piss only - you are an idiot if you take them seriously. If you take offence TOO FUCKING BAD!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!
The world would be a much nicer place if everyone could have a fucking sense of humour about themselves. Sadly, many don't. No censorship on my blog. Need I post my thoughts about the FCC again...
BTW that is an open invitation for laughs at my expense also - just don't get upset when one is thrown back at you.
1. To the Tune of "When the saints come marching in"
Oh east London,
Is wonderful,
Oh east London is wonderful,
It's full of tits, pussy and West Ham,
Oh east London is wonderful…
2. On our new contraversial singing...
Lee Bowyer oooaaahhhhooo
Lee Bowyer oooaaahhhhooo
He beats up Paki's for Fun,
He's West Hams number 1...
Lee Bowyer oooaaahhhhooo
3. Next one was sung after the 2-1 defeat of the Spuds at UP last season, which they blamed on food poisoining (1 step above "My dog ate it")... then the pricks actually asked the FA for a rematch!!! Champions league? You're 'aving a laugh!
LASAGNA oooaaahhhhooo
LASAGNA oooaaahhhhooo
We laughed ourselves to bits,
When Tottenham got the shits!
LASANGA WOOOAAHHHO
4. Next up - a song for the Merseyside!
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.
5. And another for the Mickey's
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums,
You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
You fist-fuck your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick,
In your Liverpool slums.
More to follow soon...
Anyway - time for terrance chants as the new premier league season kicks off very soon.
They are for laughing purposes and taking the piss only - you are an idiot if you take them seriously. If you take offence TOO FUCKING BAD!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!
The world would be a much nicer place if everyone could have a fucking sense of humour about themselves. Sadly, many don't. No censorship on my blog. Need I post my thoughts about the FCC again...
BTW that is an open invitation for laughs at my expense also - just don't get upset when one is thrown back at you.
1. To the Tune of "When the saints come marching in"
Oh east London,
Is wonderful,
Oh east London is wonderful,
It's full of tits, pussy and West Ham,
Oh east London is wonderful…
2. On our new contraversial singing...
Lee Bowyer oooaaahhhhooo
Lee Bowyer oooaaahhhhooo
He beats up Paki's for Fun,
He's West Hams number 1...
Lee Bowyer oooaaahhhhooo
3. Next one was sung after the 2-1 defeat of the Spuds at UP last season, which they blamed on food poisoining (1 step above "My dog ate it")... then the pricks actually asked the FA for a rematch!!! Champions league? You're 'aving a laugh!
LASAGNA oooaaahhhhooo
LASAGNA oooaaahhhhooo
We laughed ourselves to bits,
When Tottenham got the shits!
LASANGA WOOOAAHHHO
4. Next up - a song for the Merseyside!
You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.
5. And another for the Mickey's
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums,
You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
You fist-fuck your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.
In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too fucking thick,
In your Liverpool slums.
More to follow soon...