OMG THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HIM

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You guys. I'm in mad love and I want to dance in the streets; shout it from rooftops. When the US lost, I took consolation in his face and everything was alright. I'm sorry, my English BBs. Today sucked, I know. So tonight? WE PICSPAM A HOT, HOT MAN. I sincerely hope this sets your lady parts ablaze puts your minds slightly at ease.

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[lucillebluth]

TY FOR CHEERING ME UP WITH THIS PICSPAM OF BEAUTY.

PEOPLE NEED TO STOP HURTING HIS PURDY FACE DURING GAMES THO, FOR SERIOUS.

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BB, I KNOW IT HURTS, BUT AT LEAST HIS FACE EXISTS AND THEY'RE STILL IN IT (FINGERS CROSSED). But really though, the ref SUCKED ASS in your game. And they screwed over Mexico too! WTFFFFF. That Lampard goal, man. Ughhhh.

PEOPLE NEED TO STOP HURTING HIS PURDY FACE DURING GAMES THO, FOR SERIOUS.
THIS IS ALL I'M TRYNA SAY.

[lucillebluth]

LOL, THE REFS THIS YEAR ARE MAKING ME RAAAGE I DON'T REMEMBER THEM BEING THIS BAD IN OTHER WORLD CUPS...

But tbh even with that goal we wouldn't have/ didn't deserve to win, Germany were just better =( OH, ENGLAND I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOUR CONTINUALLY UNDERACHIEVING ASSES.

Also, I have a theory that much like Samson, Agassi and Noah Puckerman, Torres' powers of seduction goal scoring comes from his hair, which explains why he has been disappoint since he got the new hair cut. IT IS SCIENCE.

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OH, ENGLAND I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOUR CONTINUALLY UNDERACHIEVING ASSES.
Ugh that's the worstttttt. That's how I am with our baseball team here, except they're literally the bottom of the barrell. It's awful. But yeah, I agree, that goal aside, England (and a lot of the big teams) just having been playing well this WC. I really do think though that since his goal would have tied the game at 2, it could have really changed the momentum in England's favor. Still, whatever, what's done is done, all we can do is shout at our TV screens for a bit then google image search everyone on the Spanish National Team.

Torres' powers of seduction goal scoring comes from his hair, which explains why he has been disappoint since he got the new hair cut. IT IS SCIENCE.
THIS. Its torturous...His new hair is so beautiful and yet carries such bad juju. LIFE IS UNFAIR.

[ex_casillas593]

i am of the opinion that his lack of hair influences his balance. obvsly.
although IT IS SO PRETTY DDDD:

[lucillebluth]

OH, that explains his dive in the Chile game then.

LOL, JK (EXCEPT NOT REALLY). I like to think he's just ~learning from his lover teammate Stevie Gerrard.

[ex_casillas593]

he hit himself with his other leg
I'M SORRY BB, I TRIED TO DEFEND YOU BUT THE EVIDENCE IS UNDENIABLE
hurt leg or not, he managed to fall all by himself, sadly
and he did this ~hair flip~ thing too
he totes forgot he doesn't have any hair to flip anymore though