You guys. I'm in mad love and I want to dance in the streets; shout it from rooftops. When the US lost, I took consolation in his face and everything was alright. I'm sorry, my English BBs. Today sucked, I know. So tonight? WE PICSPAM A HOT, HOT MAN. I sincerely hope this sets your lady parts ablaze puts your minds slightly at ease.
DISCLAIMERS:
01. This is not, by any stretch of the imagination, dial-up friendly.
02. I cannot be held accountable for any ovary explosions about to go down. (Same goes for dudes jizzing in their pants.)
03. ¡VAMOS ESPAÑA!
HIS FACE, YOU GUYS.
HIS HAIR.
LOL ~FAUX FUR.
OMG THE ONE ONE ON THE RIGHT, THE ONE ON THE RIGHT.
Game time is srs bsns.
TONGUE.
HIS HAIR. I WANT TO LIVE IN IT, IDEC. Don't lie, you do too. Just imagine how soft and fluffy it would be!
WAIT THESE ALSO EXIST:
LOL BEARD
I don't even know, you guys. I used to think beards weren't my thing, but every time someone lovely has one, I CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE IT.
No Piqué, but LOL BEARDED ~SPANIARDS.
HI, YOU'RE A TALL BOY.
LOL ~*GRACEFUL GAZELLE*~.
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I have a thing for long liiiiimbs. Is that weird?
ADORABLE HUMAN BEING ALERT
OMG, HE'S SUCH A DORK AND I LOVE IT.
IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S SAYING MY NAME, DOESN'T IT? And I wear glasses, too. This is clearly his mating call.
I LOVE HIS GOOFY FACE?
NO REALLY, HIS FACE THO.
BFFS OR ~LOVERS?
MADE OF SUNSHINE & PUPPIES & PIXIE DUST, ETC. ETC.
Yo, listen. I might have to create a picspam dedicated solely to these fools and their eternal love.
OMG, ~CRAZY IN LOVE.
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LOL AWFUL TRANSLATION FTW: "My wish would be sharing changing room in Camp Nou as we share it in the Spanish National Team and as we shared it when we played together in Barca's youth categories."
CANON. Except he actually never wants to quit Cesc? LOL.
SEXUAL ORIENTATION?
WE ALL WIN.
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡OLÉ!!!!!!!!!
FOR THA LULZ
BRB DYING.
LOL YES, I included these, I don't even care what you're thinking. BB PIQUÉ. And listen, it's still really weird (in the best, best, best way) that he was born in '87. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, but it makes me really happy.
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1) LOL, LOW. 2) 0:55.
~*PART-TIME MODEL*~
WAIT, LOOK AT HIS FACE.
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THIS PHOTOSHOOT.
MISCELLANEOUS PRETTEH
UNF TIMES A MILLION. (LOL THAT IT WAS HIM DANCING TO ~CHRIS BROWN.)
LOL ~*~*THE END*~*~
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