Well told Joke...
Check this out... This is my Uncle Andrew (my mother's older brother) making his www debut on YouTube. I've been hearing him tell this joke for years, and its just as funny today as it was the first time I heard it. His delivery, the "jewish" accent, it cracks me up every time.
PS: All he needs is the white "wings" in his hair, and he'd be Paulie "Walnuts" (from the Soprano's) twin, dontcha think?