"If any of us were as well taken care of as the sentences of Henry James, we'd never long for another, never wander away; where else would we receive such constant attention, our thoughts anticipated, our feelings understood? Who else would robe us so richly, take us to the best places, or guard our virtue as his own and defend our character in ( Read more... )

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God is the funniest man in the world.

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Yesterday I had a dream that death was a Korean girl's mother. After we died, we were allowed to stay with the people we loved, but we no longer had legs because we moved faster by floating around on stumps. I made a deal with death, but it backfired completely. I died at a later date than I should have, in a more painful matter than I would have. ( Read more... )

Ok, what the fuck?

McGreevey to Enter Episcopal Seminary

VA Tech Gunman Inspired by 'Oldboy'

For anyone who's seen the movie, this might be an interesting read. It's really only a short blurb reiterating the headline, with a still shot from the film juxtaposed with a still from Cho's self-submitted video clips.

(I e-mailed Weems about this immediately after reading it, 'cause I rock at the

Holy shit, I just won Oregon Trail for the first time in my life (that I can remember). Nobody died of cholera. Nobody drowned. Nobody died from snake bites. I caulked my wagon and didn't lose any merchandise.

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Speaking of old school, does anyone remember Battle of the Planets? You might remember the characters, if not the name. Anyway, ( Read more... )

I got ( this for Christmas )

( spam like you've never seen it before )