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adellyna

fic: Did You Clean Those Pants With Windex? (Because I Can Practically See Myself In Them)

Sep 20, 2007 15:47

And now, for something completely different

Title Did You Clean Those Pants With Windex? (Because I Can Practically See Myself In Them)
Author adellyna
Rating G!
Genre FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF
Pairing Pete/Patrick
Word Count <1000
Summary Patrick works at the local library! Pete would kind of like to hold his hand.
Disclaimer Totally not real. Which is sad.
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bandslash, fic, pete/patrick

Comments 116

maleyka September 20 2007, 20:11:31 UTC

Oh baby, falling for you would be a very short trip, and you don't need car keys to drive me crazy. IF THIS STORY WERE A HAMBURGER AT MCDONALD'S, IT WOULD BE MCAMAZING.

kevlarhearts September 20 2007, 23:04:17 UTC

I have to agree with this girl. because seriously this is Mcamazing

adellyna September 21 2007, 04:11:24 UTC

They should offer it BIGGIE SIZED, what?

Yeah, I don't even know. *G* Thank you!

adellyna September 21 2007, 04:09:43 UTC

Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven?

And if it did, may I offer you a sensual massage to ease the pain?

mojojessjo September 20 2007, 20:24:47 UTC

I approve of this fic! A lot!

Pete's attempt at wooing! His horrible pick up lines! His inappropriateness around children! Gabe telling him that maybe he should give up because Patrick isn't falling for his "dubious, questionable, nigh on invisible charms.”

Yay for Patrick finally being the one to go about it the right way!

adellyna September 21 2007, 04:12:16 UTC

BAD MOJOJOJO.

*clears throat*

Sorry.

Poor Pete! He takes so much shit from his "friends."

Thank you for reading!

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adellyna September 21 2007, 04:13:57 UTC

OH, HI, I STILL LOVE YOU TOO. OUR LOVE IS SO REQUITED, WOT?

He's Pete! He is full of love! And cream filling! HE IS A TWINKIE, OK?

... oh god, Please ignore me.

lovinspike247 September 20 2007, 20:27:51 UTC

Lovely. This put a smile on my face. Pete was adorable, even when his attempts at flirting were failing miserably.

“Maybe it’s for the best,” Gabe says when Pete calls to complain. “This guy seems immune to your admittedly dubious, questionable, nigh on invisible charms.”

*Giggles* Gabe = awesome.

azurejay September 20 2007, 20:28:00 UTC

Oh god, it's bad that I could hear Patrick singing "The Hokey Pokey," right? And that it's now the song I most want them to cover next?

Anyway! This is awesome! Turquoise sneakers are awesome! You're awesome! Children's programming at libraries is awesome! Pete, even, is pretty awesome!

azurejay September 20 2007, 20:30:50 UTC

Also, this fic totally reminds me of that picture of Pete and the little boy, where Pete is wearing the "who the fuck is Pete Wentz?" shirt, and how completely awesome and totally inappropriate it was. The kid was so happy! Pete looked so happy! He was wearing a shirt that said "fuck" on it!

The end!

*thread-jumps* maleyka September 20 2007, 20:55:30 UTC

OH MAN I REMEMBER THAT PICTURE! It was so great! Everybody's all smiley! INAPPROPRIATE, PETE WENTZ!

Re: *thread-jumps* azurejay September 20 2007, 21:06:35 UTC

EXACTLY! I'm so glad I didn't imagine it, though if I were capable of that kind of awesome inappropriateness, I think my head would probably explode.

And the shirt! Was in Harry Potter typeface wtf PETE!

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