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This won't be the one to take me down!
2009 has been like a wooden rollercoaster threatening to splinter since I first got on ( Read more... ) -
Automation or pre-determined?
I have fully moved and settled in with a virtual stranger halfway back across Ypsilanti. My movement across the city has been westward for years, ever since my eighteenth birthday catapulted me from the clutches of my parents and into my immature adulthood. I have now come full-and-a-half-circle, but my spiral is incomplete, and its direction ( Read more... ) -
knuckleheads
Retaliate, retaliate! Fight Back ( Read more... ) -
The unfeeling steel cock of injustice has bruised my throat for the Last Time.
The beginning of yesterday betrayed nothing of the huge amount of problems I would face at work. I got geared up, emptied my lungs of excessive mucus, and even squeezed in a bite of "breakfast". By "breakfast," I mean I neglected to polish off a few onion rings from the night before. I took an early bus to work to avoid losing any time to ( Read more... ) -
Ass Fault
It was an intersection testimonial ( Read more... ) -
delivering papers would be more fun if the papers were on fire.
Doing the papers a few days ago was the biggest waste of time and attention ever. 8 houses, spread over the far corners of the neighborhood, and not a barking dog for miles. And the wild thanks for bringing the news? Nonexistent. I've received more gratitude for punching someone than I did for delivering the paper. My monetary compensation ( Read more... ) -
Karate chopped in the goods!
I'm delivering papers for my brother James tomorrow. I am awful excited, as a paper route was a foreign thing to me growing up. The 80s were such a scary time to be a gawky young lad. There was a bemulleted bully standing on every street with their gaggle of cronies, waiting to start the beginning of the end of my life. I also grew up on a vegan ( Read more... ) -
Why, hello, what's this here?
Wooo, its been a while since I've cracked open the livejournal and drank deep its rotten yolk ( Read more... ) -
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I found a great way to waste money today ( Read more... ) -
Surprisingly
I have nothing to say.