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Things to Remember for the Night Hike:- Yes, I've got bug spray.
- No, I won't hold your hand.
- Yes, it is kind of crazy to actually believe that people have died or gone missing and never returned during these things.
- No, I don't know what that is and no, you really shouldn't eat it. Ask Dulcie. It probably won't give you magic powers. Real ones, anyway.
- If you somehow get hit in the eye with a branch or fall on your head or run violently into a tree or get mauled by a cougar, find a counselor and we'll get you back to the nurse.
- No, there isn't actually a cougar loose in the woods.
- At least, I don't think there is.
- There are bears, though.
- That's why we've been confiscating iPods and stuff. How are you going to walk through the woods just totally unawares when there are bears and cougars around anyway?
- If you're going to sneak off and make out somewhere during this whole thing, just remember that no one but the bears are coming back for you. They probably won't want to make out, too. They will probably just want to eat you.
- Stay on the path, and don't forget your flashlight.
That's about it. Meet in front of the rec hall around 9PM and get paired off if you're coming.
filtered away from campers | unhackable:
Okay, I give up. This whole trying to be the Best Counselor Ever thing has become seriously unappealing. It's not my fault I trained with - I heard there was going to be beach tequila. Is this how you get inducted into the Association of Less than Caring Counselors, or do I have to complete some kind of obstacle course while blindfolded and singing the Camp Anawana song backwards?
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- No, I won't hold your hand.
- Yes, it is kind of crazy to actually believe that people have died or gone missing and never returned during these things.
- No, I don't know what that is and no, you really shouldn't eat it. Ask Dulcie. It probably won't give you magic powers. Real ones, anyway.
- If you somehow get hit in the eye with a branch or fall on your head or run violently into a tree or get mauled by a cougar, find a counselor and we'll get you back to the nurse.
- No, there isn't actually a cougar loose in the woods.
- At least, I don't think there is.
- There are bears, though.
- That's why we've been confiscating iPods and stuff. How are you going to walk through the woods just totally unawares when there are bears and cougars around anyway?
- If you're going to sneak off and make out somewhere during this whole thing, just remember that no one but the bears are coming back for you. They probably won't want to make out, too. They will probably just want to eat you.
- Stay on the path, and don't forget your flashlight.
That's about it. Meet in front of the rec hall around 9PM and get paired off if you're coming.
filtered away from campers | unhackable:
Okay, I give up. This whole trying to be the Best Counselor Ever thing has become seriously unappealing. It's not my fault I trained with - I heard there was going to be beach tequila. Is this how you get inducted into the Association of Less than Caring Counselors, or do I have to complete some kind of obstacle course while blindfolded and singing the Camp Anawana song backwards?
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