Lake Placid 2
OMG, I've finally figured out why the SciFi Saturday movies tend to be so horribly bad, instead of just bad. The acting! Wow. John Schneider is in it, and he's pretty good. But the dude at the beginning, who lost his friend from the croc is suuuuuuuch a bad actor. You know, the real B movies still have at least okay acting. Really. I think.
And the guy who plays the great white hunter keeps going back and forth between a really bad Irish accent, and regular American accent. Wouldn't be so horrible if he'd stick with one, but it's a bit annoying...
And now they're attaching a harpoon-really, a harpoon-to a 10ish foot fishing boat. Really. And now they're making fun of the whole trying to live capture. *snort* The sherrif says, 'and now it's time to stop this thing before it eats one of us.' bwaaaaa hahahahahahahaha
May do more later.
NONONO, don't eat the dog! oooh, but the croc's eating the rich Prada chick. huh.
aw man, the righteously indignant native/helper guy only got to enjoy his newfound snarkiness for an hour before he got snatched by the croc. :( Here I was hoping his boss would bite the big one, and he'd be saved instead.
Oh man, and they did the girl running into certain danger to save her stupid dog who is trying to get eaten. How many people knew that was coming the first time we saw her with the dog? *sees everyone raise their hands*
I do like the old lady. She's supposed to be the original lady's sister, and she fed her to the crocs. lol aawwwww...sisterly love. Isn't it sweet?
ooh, and now she tried to feed the kids to the croc. Bad old lady. Aaand she got eaten. Poor kids, almost eaten twice now.
Woops, and now bad Irish accent guy got eaten. Guess they got pissed at his accent changing, too.
Hmm..no more comments, really.